Everything Has a Gender...  

rm_Kissmystuff 61F
2665 posts
2/20/2006 4:11 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Everything Has a Gender...

(Let's try another joke...I hope you haven't heard already)

1. Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2. Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3. A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4. A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5. Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6. A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7. A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8. An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9. A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10. A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.


rm_luvpiano2 56M
367 posts
2/20/2006 5:28 pm

Well, this hot air balloon is in the subway with holding his and holding a ziplock bag hunting for his tire. His remote control just turned over the hourglass and he will have to sponge the copier before this webpage crashes.

rm_Kissmystuff 61F
1435 posts
2/20/2006 6:52 pm


LOL...good ad lib!


chefdino 62M
1 post
2/20/2006 10:14 pm

great humor got the sexes down well! hag8d

rm_emerald6912 48M
545 posts
2/22/2006 7:07 am

Great fun here tnx , I like 10 the best.

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