A Can of Drugs  

rm_Kingcat4U2 64M
1606 posts
8/5/2006 4:12 pm

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8/8/2006 5:51 pm

A Can of Drugs


I got home, checked my mail, and there it was in the mailbox. Slickly packaged, aguamarine background, with an enticing picture on the box. And it was free. I didn't even request it, but there it was. A free can of Fancy Feast "Elegant Medleys".

A can of "Chicken Florentine". Almost sounds like something I would want to eat. But it was intended for the little feline terror who dwells in my abode.

Any cat owner knows that Fancy Feast is nothing but "crack" for cats. Once they get on it, oh, there's no turning back. They won't eat anything else. Turn their snooty little noses up at dry cat food, it just isn't good enough. And it gets worse.
They actually demand the stuff. My terror will pitch a fit if she doesn't get it. Run around the house like a crazy cat, caterwaul, and just be the biggest, damnest pest imaginable.

Yeah, she's already addicted, so what's the difference? Do I really want to risk getting her addicted to this particular flavor? I don't think so! So watch your mailbox. A can of drugs may be headed your way!

twirly_girl 47F

8/5/2006 5:34 pm


OMG! My cats are addicted to Fancy Feast too. I didn't get a free offer for the Elegant stuff but PetSmart had them on special for the same price as the regular. I got suckered into to buying a couple. The only thing I noticed is that the stuff doesn't smell nearly as bad as the regular. The cats (thank God) didn't like it as much as the regular. And that is a blessing because the new Elegant Medleys stuff is double the price for each can.


-Nikki


rm_Kingcat4U2 64M
2799 posts
8/5/2006 7:08 pm

That stuff stinks, doesn't it? And to think, with their keen sense of smell, they're still wolfing that stuff down, just blows my mind!


canuhandle1968 48F

8/6/2006 8:34 am

I've never even introduced my terrors to the canned stuff. Made that mistake in the past, and I refuse to go there this time!! lol My mom, however, has a 17 pound Fancy Feaster in her house...


rm_Kingcat4U2 64M
2799 posts
8/6/2006 1:25 pm

    Quoting canuhandle1968:
    I've never even introduced my terrors to the canned stuff. Made that mistake in the past, and I refuse to go there this time!! lol My mom, however, has a 17 pound Fancy Feaster in her house...
Both the cats, and the Fancy Feast, were my ex's ideas.
I wanted a break from cats after my last two died. Apparently, she
thought I wanted more. I told her not to feed them the cat crack. She
ran out and bought it anyway. So, now I got cats, Fancy Feast, but no wife.


rm_Kingcat4U2 64M
2799 posts
8/6/2006 1:32 pm

    Quoting tampafem:
    Mine only get soft food on their birthday, Thanksgiving, and Christmas LOL
I wish I could get away with that, but I can't. Really, only one of my feline cohabitators is addicted to the stuff, but she's a really bad addict. If she doesn't get it, she carries on something fierce. Everything from howling, racing around the house, pestering, to attacking the other cat. Like most females, she is single minded and determined to get her way. It's the only way the male cat and I can get any peace and quiet in the house. Yes, I am henpecked by a cat, I admit it.


rm_Kingcat4U2 64M
2799 posts
8/8/2006 2:45 am

    Quoting tampafem:
    That gives new meaning to "pussywhipped" LMAO
Touche!


rm_Kingcat4U2 64M
2799 posts
8/8/2006 5:51 pm

OMG, I've been pussywhipped and not even "touched"!


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