Short Takes or things of wonder  

rm_KingEdain 46M
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8/1/2006 9:48 am

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11/1/2006 9:18 am

Short Takes or things of wonder


1. When he got loaded, the human cannonball knew there were not many men of his caliber. 2. I don't like porno movies. They piss me off. First they show a great-looking naked woman who starts playing with herself. And while i'm watching, she sort of becomes my girlfriend. And then, suddenly, in walks a guy with a big dick and he starts fucking my girlfriend. It pisses me off.

3. Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.

4. Haven't we gone far enough with colored ribbons for different causes? Every cause has its own color. Red for AIDS, blue for child abuse, pink for breast canser, green for the rain forest. I've got a brown one. You know what it means? "Eat shit, motherfucker."

5. Whenever you see more than two men sitting in a parked car after dark you can be sure that drugs are involved.

6. If the ploice never find it is it still a clue?

7. You know an odd feeling? Sitting on a toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

8. Every sixty seconds thirty acres of rain forest are destroyed in order to raise beef for fastfood restaurants that sell it to the people, giving them strokes and heart attacks, wich raise medical cost and insurance rates, providing insurance companies with more money to invest in large corporations that branch out further into the Third World so they can destroy more rain forests.

9. Have you ever been at a really loud party where the music is deafening, and in order to be heard you have to scream at the top of your lungs? Even if the person is right next to you? But then often, the music stops suddenly and everyone quiets down at the same time. And only your voice can be heard, ringing across the room: " CHARLIE, I'M GONNA GET MY TESTICLES LAMINATED!!" And everyone turns to look at Charlie's interesting friend.

Well that is all for today......... hope that i made some of you smile or nod in agreement at some of these thoughts.. Till next time fearless reader.

lovemetouchme5 51F
2102 posts
8/1/2006 10:23 pm

Definitely some things to think about! I really liked number 8 and 9...so true!

Loveme


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