Why do I feel like i'm on sale with AFF?  

rm_Khemeckals 37M
71 posts
3/6/2006 5:41 pm

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3/24/2006 12:05 pm

Why do I feel like i'm on sale with AFF?

It's like I'm a salesman trying to get the right woman to buy me! Hello! How are you today?!

This one has AHB (anti heart break) wheels. I'ts got a straight 6 under the hood. It comes in manual and automatic, which ever your preference is. For added bonus, lack of oponion steering. The inside is very cozy. Temperature control, nice arm rest. It drives like its on rails. You don't feel anything on those "bumpy roads". It will never let you down. This Kia is the one you're looking for!!

I wanna be the Aston Martin sitting inside the AdultFriendFinder show room. No long speech, no sales pitch. No need to sell myself and beg for you to buy. You just look at it (me) and say...

God Damn I want that.

"I wish I was special, you're so AdultFriendFinder special. I don't care if it hurts, I wanna have control. I wanna perfect body, I want a perfect soul. I want you notice, when I'm not around. But i'm a creep... a weirdo... what the hell am I doing here... I don't belong here." RH


NSAAddict 42F

3/6/2006 6:11 pm

LMAO, geat post! Sorry you feel that way, but seriously that's some funny shit. Thanks, NSA

crazygurl2xx 56F

3/7/2006 10:31 pm

That's just wrong! Some smart hot ass chick is gonna see you and snap you up faster than a pair of thongs at the J.C Penney 77 cent clearance bin...

me love you long-time!

rm_Khemeckals 37M
94 posts
3/24/2006 12:05 pm

Yeah, sounds like I'm cheaper than a 20 oz pepsi. lol

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