My sex toy.  

rm_Keystone3812 65M
190 posts
3/22/2006 10:10 am

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My sex toy.

I wrote in a recent blog that I had made my own sex toy, and Angelofmercy5 asked that I write a blog about it, that I had made her curious. God I love curious women! Women have all kinds of everyday things available for their masturbation needs, but not us masturbating men.
The picture on this post shows my little “toy”. It actually is the third prototype, the first two didn’t work as well as this one.
I took a piece of foam rubber, pressed and clamped it between two pieces of scrap from the shop………… drilled the “appropriate” sized hole through the foam. Unclamp, and VIOLA!!!!!!!!!!!! Instant soft vagina!
Now, you ask………… Isn’t foam rubber a little harsh? And what do you do with the result of your fantasy once the deed has been done? Well, to solve that little dilemma, I have found the plastic wrapper that the newspaper comes in every morning makes a GREAT liner for my artificial vagina! I cut off the closed end of the wrapper, insert it all the way through the foam, open it up and wrap it over the end of the foam (see illustration). Planning is the key here, making the foam the proper size for the newspaper wrapper to wrap around. Shove a Kleenex in the “other” end, lube it up, and fantasize away. Can be hand held………. Can be positioned between the cushions of my couch……….. and when you’re “done”, remove the liner, toss it. Nice, neat, disposable, FREE.

Thankfully the newspaper comes every day………….. I don’t.


3/22/2006 6:30 pm

First I was intrigued then the last line got me. You go boy!

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

mm0206 68F
7767 posts
3/22/2006 10:10 pm

what ever works ...
it looked like a pineapple.....

what do I know...
obviously nothing


angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
3/23/2006 6:41 am

OMG....I laughed so hard reading this that my hubby came over to see what was so funny! Imagine how ingenuous this is! are too much! And hubby wanted you to know that you could go to the pet store...or Walmart....and get the little "poopy" bags for dogs that would probably work just as well as the newspaper wrapper! And that way you could come more than once a day! Thanks Keystone for making me smile!

angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
3/23/2006 6:44 am


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rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
3/23/2006 10:36 am

Hehehe, MM, I thought it was a pineapple too.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

honestandreal30 41F

3/23/2006 1:55 pm

omg..not a have way to much time on your hands


peelingback2u 59M

7/7/2006 7:32 am

My god patent this baby!lol

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