Full of Shit...  

rm_KarmoHunny 54F
256 posts
6/30/2006 7:31 pm

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7/21/2006 7:52 pm

Full of Shit...

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, after one year we will have absorbed 1 kilo of the Escherichia Coli bacteria usually found in feces. In other words, we will have consumed 1 liter of shit.

However, we don't run that risk when we drink beer, whiskey, rum or other liquors because the creation of alcohol involves a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

It is my duty to communicate to all of you who are drinking water to stop doing so as it has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and therefore bad for you.

Remember:

Water = Shit

Alcohol = Health

Free yourself of shit, drink alcohol!!!

It's better to drink alcohol and talk shit, than to drink water and be full of shit!



abitcrazy4sex 44M
1335 posts
6/30/2006 8:35 pm

i have read this same post somewhere else hell i am going to get a rum & coke right now ! dont need no ~^~ in me he he


rm_KarmoHunny replies on 6/30/2006 8:54 pm:
Have one for me too! Cheers!

rm_KarmoHunny 54F
888 posts
7/1/2006 12:35 pm

    Quoting Looking0100:
    I never drink water. I hate the taste of plain water.

    I also never drink alcohol. I have never had it. I do not like the smell of beer, so I would not drink that under any circumstances.

    I like to drink chocolate milk, soda, juice, and juice drinks. And of course I have cereal with milk.

    I do not bother to read what I buy. So, if it is bad then, so what? I am not against people who imbibe in alcolol, only the alcohol itself. It can make people do some stupid stuff.
I haven't been drinking too much H2O lately either. I've been drinking Crystal Lite, Diet Kool-Aid, Pop, juice, and frozen drinks from Superamerica. Me and milk don't fare too well. And, I rarely drink alcohol. I still do crave plain H2O every now and then though.


goodatpoetry2 66M
12371 posts
7/1/2006 3:26 pm

I agree. I think Crystal-Lite is good shit!


rm_KarmoHunny replies on 7/1/2006 3:41 pm:
You damn skippy...LOL!

digdug41 49M

7/1/2006 4:26 pm

I'll keep this in mind

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


florallei 99F

7/1/2006 9:09 pm

Hello,

This is scientifically proven huh?...I love my water...shit LOL...that makes me full of shit...now it is confirmed...thanks a lot...Have a great weekend.
Florallei


rm_KarmoHunny replies on 7/1/2006 10:20 pm:
LOL! You'd better start drinking alcohol.

curvymeli 39F

7/3/2006 6:49 pm

LOL, now I know why I never liked water growing up!!

But as I age I seem to like it more and more....I guess I've just been getting accumstomed to all the shit I get from everywhere all the time!


rm_KarmoHunny replies on 7/3/2006 8:55 pm:
LOL! That'll do it to you!

tiyannah 47T

7/4/2006 8:50 am

WOW.......HMMMMMMMMM........WHAT CAN I SAY I DRINK LIKE A FISH ON THE WEEKENDS.........(ALCOHO............FLUSH MY SYSTEM OUT ON SUNDAYS..........WITH WATER..........LOL...........SHYYYYYYYTT....YOU JUST LEFT A SHITTY TASTE IN MY MOUTH........I AM ABOUT TO REGURGITATE......TIYANNAH


rm_KarmoHunny replies on 7/4/2006 10:08 am:
Hey Tiyannah Girl! Where ya been? I hope you had a great weekend! I guess you got the double whammy! LOL!

GreyFox_in_LV 68M
167 posts
7/5/2006 7:57 am

Was it W.C. Fields said long ago, "I don't drink water, fish fuck in it"


rm_KarmoHunny replies on 7/5/2006 5:47 pm:
LOL! That's a good one! I never thought of it that way.

playtime44uandi 52M
6545 posts
7/6/2006 4:55 pm

LOL... now that really is funny....
But what if I had a wiskey & water?????

~We'll Leave The Light On~


rm_KarmoHunny replies on 7/7/2006 10:25 pm:
Well, you'd be talking shit and be full of it too...LOL! Hugs!

squezemetight 34M
103 posts
7/7/2006 9:42 pm

    Quoting playtime44uandi:
    LOL... now that really is funny....
    But what if I had a wiskey & water?????
then you had shitty whiskey that'll give you the shitz. in the 1800's they never drank water due to cholera, typhoid, and other illnesses from bacteria in the water. they usually drank alcohol or ale because it was healthier back then. hows it feel to know our founding fathers were usually buzzed when deciding how to run our country?


rm_KarmoHunny replies on 7/7/2006 10:26 pm:
I'm not surprised. They're probably still buzzed!

SirMounts 102M

7/7/2006 10:05 pm

The plummers I've met only drink distilled water, when they drink water. When I ask them why, they say that all you have to do is see the insides of water pipes! lol
Welcome to blogging, KarmoHunny. *smiling*


rm_KarmoHunny replies on 7/7/2006 10:23 pm:
Hey SirMounts! My mother only drinks distilled H20 also. Maybe there is something to this joke posting. Thanks for the welcome!

SirMounts 102M

7/7/2006 10:17 pm

By the way, I wouldn't be too sure of that particular scientific statement. At one liter a day, that's 365 liters in a year - and I think if you had a tank with 365 liters of water in it, mixed a kilo of Escherichia Coli bacteria into it, and drank a glass of it... you'd die. *wink*


adbacula 36M

7/8/2006 1:02 pm

Wow! REALLY? I'm going on a new diet, as of right now!

There are so many logical fallacies out there.


rm_KarmoHunny replies on 7/8/2006 3:03 pm:
I agree! Drink up!

rm_tlaw781 38M

7/9/2006 10:39 am

Ahh just another fun fact to have fun with. Truth though i love water way too much to ever give it up. The same for whiskey and beer. Think about this though if you don't like shit. There is shit in way more than water that we're drinking and eating. You'd have to live an extremely pure lifestyle to even come close to keeping out the bad stuff. That's why I feel bad for people with that form of OCD because you can't win! Think of this too-most people have smaller bathrooms where the sink is within say 5 feet of the toilet. Well...everytime you flush that toilet thousands of water droplets are flying up into the air and landing on your toothbrush and elsewhere (unless you keep it covered or in a cabinet)!! Your brushing your teeth with shit! Sshhh I can hear the sound of minds across the world going DAMN as they run to the bathroom to move their toothbrush!


rm_KarmoHunny replies on 7/9/2006 11:29 am:
I remember seeing something on tv about germs getting on things whenever the toilet is flushed. How gross! I'm glad I keep my toothbrush in the cabinet!

adbacula 36M

7/10/2006 4:02 pm

Hi KarmoHunny,

Want to know more?

Germs and bacteria are on everything. Some of them are good for us. Did you know they're in our ears, even on our eyeballs?

Want to know more?

Our sense of smell and taste works, by particles landing on "receptors" in our mouth and nose. The really strange part is, every particle has a unique receptor designed to accept it. So if you "smell" shit, that means it's imbedded in one of these receptors, that is specifically designed to accept it.

Hmm... so if someone says, "Eat shit!" You can honestly say, "I have!"

Cheers,
addy


rm_KarmoHunny replies on 7/10/2006 7:13 pm:
You sure know your shit!...LOL!

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