25 Signs You've Grown Up  

rm_KarmoHunny 54F
256 posts
6/29/2006 4:42 pm

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8/23/2006 9:46 pm

25 Signs You've Grown Up

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you
congratulate them instead of asking "Oh shit what the hell


26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass. Then you forward it to a bunch of old friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it & do the same

tiyannah 47T

6/29/2006 5:29 pm


rm_KarmoHunny replies on 6/29/2006 7:08 pm:
Thanks Sista Girl! Always good to hear from you!

AzCdKayle 61T
83 posts
6/30/2006 9:57 am

Hmmm..boy some of these really hit home, because I do some of them! But in my mind I am still 25, not 50! Cool blog


rm_KarmoHunny replies on 6/30/2006 5:37 pm:
Thanks for visiting my blog! And thanks for the compliment! You seem to have a great attitude about aging. Me, I still wish for the 80s. I had so much fun back then! It's hard to believe that they're gone. I get a chance to relive them when I look at VH1 Classic and they play videos from then. Oh well, life goes on.

Take care!

florallei 99F

7/1/2006 9:13 pm

I concor...can't escape the truth when it is staring straight at you...LOL...good post..

rm_KarmoHunny replies on 7/1/2006 10:22 pm:
Thanks for visiting my blog, Hun!

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