Things women should know about men.....  

rm_KaosKreator 36M
30 posts
12/26/2005 11:43 am

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Things women should know about men.....


25 Things Women Should Know About Men:

1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

3. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

4. Men are very confident people. Men are so confident that when they watches sports on television, they think that if they concentrate they can help their team. If the team is in trouble, they coach the players from the living room and their wives have to get off the phone in case the team calls them.

5. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

6. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.

7. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. My ex slept with one under her pillow, instead of a gun.

8. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

9. All men hate to hear, "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwarzkopf.

10. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

11. Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.

12. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.

13. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."

14. Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

15. If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, you should be worried about him.

16. No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

17. When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.

18. When four or more women get together, they talk about men.

19. Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie "The Way We Were" twice, voluntarily.

20. Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"

21. If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget. He didn't lose your number. He didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.

22. Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, "I love you; I want to marry you; I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave so fast, they leave skid marks.

23. Men are self confident because they grow up identifying with super heroes. Women have bad self images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

24. Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. With male menopause, you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

25. Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.

And now that you have it, I will have most guys on this site flame me....

Cheers!

Kaos

heteroflex 51M
4 posts
12/26/2005 12:34 pm

As Homer would say: "HeeHeeHee. It's funny because it's true." Except for #5. Men just like gadgets. It's keys that make us feel important. And we take it as a mark of our superiority that we don't dis women when guys get together.


WhiffAminoNames 52M
145 posts
12/26/2005 1:27 pm

Hysterical and very accurate. Good for you, bud


rm_KaosKreator 36M

12/26/2005 2:38 pm

I am glad I could bring a smile to some people's faces today. Thanks for the input guys.....


Ephemeral1025 43F

12/26/2005 3:31 pm

Finally, I am starting to understand men...hehe


rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
12/26/2005 4:07 pm

Good to know those things going into a New Year!

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


LeEnchantress 55F

12/26/2005 4:59 pm

those were good things to know! i already knew the danger/cooking thing though! lmao... thanks for making us laugh!


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