Male and female Prayers.......  

rm_KaosKreator 36M
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12/27/2005 2:54 pm

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Male and female Prayers.......


Female Prayer:

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep.

One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.

Amen.



Male Prayer:

I pray for a deaf-mute multimillionaire nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.

Amen

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