a relationship cynic walks into a bar.....  

rm_JuicyJulia2 41F
520 posts
9/26/2005 11:31 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

a relationship cynic walks into a bar.....

so i walked into this dancer bar the other day that was advertising cold draft beer and hot chicks- both cheap, and i sit down and ask the barmaid for a Miller Lite Draft and where were the hot chicks, for that matter where was ANYONE at?

the barmaid tells me that they are out of Lite Beer on tap and are in fact out of all their drafts because she ran out and didn't know how to change the kegs. she also informed me the ONE dance was tired and left a few hours earlier and that it was just a really slow night. i then asked for a redheaded slut (jager, cranberry and peachsnapps shooter) which they were of course, out of jagermeister. i brainstorm and say okay, that i would just take a rolling rock with a lemon and she shoots me down saying they only have limes! my friends and i settled for that as we were running out of options, time and ideas.

feeling a little slighted by the whole experience, i asked this girl what the hell is really going on here? she shrugged with a sigh of slight embarrasment and some disappoint too and said, she was sorry. i then realized that they none of the things they said they had, nothing that i really wanted and were nothing what they advertised themselves to be, i felt duped, lied to and deceived so they could get me there and keep me there. i was pissed as i thought to myself, THIS ISNT A BAR, THIS IS A FUKIN RELATIONSHIP... and skeedattled i did, because i could.

ARE YOU A RELATIONSHIP JUNKIE OR DO YOU AVOID THEM LIKE THE PLAGUE IF YOU CAN???


feasant_plucker6 62

9/27/2005 3:19 am

avoiding them like the plague


gibson2002ukuk4 33M
2 posts
9/27/2005 3:42 am

i avoid them!!! hows you?? my name is mark, wanna talk??
My email is AdultFriendFinder


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
9/27/2005 9:27 am

If I go to a bar I am usually called a redheaded slut, I dont have to order one.


beingnaughty73 43M

9/27/2005 7:13 pm

Bars are a good comparison, you can leave a shitty one and go to a better one. Then again, look at it this way. Is the "better bar/relationship" all smoke and lights, and that crapy bar/relationship just a neglected thing that has more potential than any 15 dollar a drink fancy bar?
Ponder Potential


crapicola123 42M
1 post
9/27/2005 9:11 pm

Well said Juicy


rm_JuicyJulia2 41F
98 posts
9/28/2005 1:48 pm

CRAPICOLA! how the hell are you??? OMG, funny meeting you here *wink*... so happy to see you, you will make a welcomed addition to these posts.....

Naughty, Potential is a trait I look for in housing investments and young whippersnappers, not bars or relationships

relationships should be solid and potential won't be a factor, BESIDES, POTENTIAL can go either way, and I would rather have a relationship where both people are where they should be in life at the start so a solid start and firm foundation will ensure the reality instead of the potential for beign great. Potential takes too long, for a thristy, demanding girl like myself...
Thanks for writing and may we all find a cold beer and the juicy good times we are here for~
{=} Julia


rm_TwiztedCharm 56M
456 posts
9/28/2005 2:05 pm

Hell you know me sweetheart, I'm the relationship junkie-- They avoid me like the plague. Can you blame them?


rm_JuicyJulia2 41F
98 posts
9/28/2005 6:11 pm

Lucky Charm, trix are for kids! you twizted wabbit and only you are to blame for chasing them cccrrraaaazzyyyyy women you are drawn to. You know they aren't the relating kind! You know women like that are like a box of chocolate, you never know what you are gonna get!

AND YOU KNOW THIS, MAN~!!!

Try NORMAL women for once, ya know the ones, the kind you get from the Normal Women Store.....

and if that don't work, there's always 'the other white' meat... *GOL* (giggling out loud)


DallasPhallus56 60M

10/2/2005 4:46 pm

Good metaphor, Julia, and I never metaphor I didn't like. And you walked into the bar thinking you could get what you wanted, of course. I'd love to find my equal in a relationship, but, sadly, there just aren't any.


closetfreaks1008 38M/38F
24 posts
10/5/2005 11:06 pm

good comparison if a relationship or a bar was that messed up I'd run like hell and never turn around


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