If genitals came with a warning label....  

rm_JuicyJulia2 41F
520 posts
9/17/2005 6:31 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

If genitals came with a warning label....

If your genitals came with a warning label, what would it be?

Here's what my punani's warning label would say:

"WARNING: This pussy is subject to change without notice. No warranties expressed or implied. User assumes all liabilities and we are not liable for damages due to misuse.Quality may vary. No Solicitors. No one under 17 admitted. Action figures sold separately. SUBSTANTIAL PENALTY OF EARLY WITHDRAW!!"

BROC817 44M

9/19/2005 12:23 am

warning this penis can be very addictive and may cause you to stay up late and sleep all day.....always wear your saftey glasses when in operation of this penis......

i love a silly blog....thanks sweetheart for the space !!!

rm_Balanon2 48M
193 posts
9/19/2005 9:25 pm

WARNING: This product moves when used. Size will increase during proper operation. Keep away from excessive heat, open flame, or electrical shock. Once used rectally, the penis should not be used orally. Not for use as a flotation device. Penis must remain attached to original support system. Bending, biting, cutting, or other physical harm violates warranty and will result in lose of use privileges. For best operation, keep well lubed!

rm_JuicyJulia2 41F
98 posts
9/22/2005 11:20 am

AdultFriendFinder banned this post... wtf? VAGINA is a BAD WORD????

in that case....

vengeur 41M
836 posts
9/26/2005 8:54 am

My warning label:

WARNING: This penis has a known side effect of causing vaginal soreness without prior adequate lubrication, as well as causing vaginal soreness approximately 4 to 24 hours after extended periods of sexual intercourse.

rm_TwiztedCharm 56M
456 posts
10/10/2005 10:59 am


youfunnyman 51M
1 post
10/14/2005 4:55 pm

In addition to PENALTY FOR EARLY WITHDRAWAL...You should add...OR EARLY DEPOSIT!!! Don't want them to shoot that wad too early...if it can't be a good long fuck with multiple orgasms (for you) why waist your time.

Just a thought from youfunnyman who is looking for a woman desiring multiple orgasms.

rm_Handler240 33M
6 posts
10/22/2005 1:35 pm

Funny Warnings, like the traditional M&M's motto, they melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Hobbes1025 46M

11/10/2005 7:13 pm

WARNING: This penis has only been used (for pleasure) by two people - V.M., who used it to take away owner's virginity; and by owner ( mostly on a daily basis.)



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