100 things about me you never asked to know:  

rm_JuicyJulia2 41F
520 posts
12/31/2005 3:20 am

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100 things about me you never asked to know:

1. My nationality is Serbian.
2. I have 5 piercings: Tongue, Belly button, and 3 sets in ears
3. I love to shot guns and am an incredible marksman.
4. The first time I got drunk, I was two years old, my grandfather from Yugoslavia gave me beer in my bottle at my baptism party. The second time I was 11 when my sister’s mixed Black Velvet with my Koolaid.
5. My favorite restaurants are Chili’s for salsa, Mexican for quesadillas, Friday’s for Apple martinis
6. I have an obsessive compulsive trait when it comes to balance. Everything in life is a balance. I decorate my home in whatever way makes it feel balanced and centered properly ‒ a natural Feng Shui
7. I wanted to be a lawyer since I was 5 years old.
8. When dining at a Japanese restaurant in L.A., I met Fabio, who was much shorter than I could have ever imagined.
9. I have had insomnia since I was a child.
10. My birthday is October 10th, making me a Libra.
11. Last 3 songs I downloaded were: Foo Fighters- All my life, Boondocks- Little Big Town, and James Blunt -You re beautiful.
12. I won several scholarships in college by writing essays while I was stoned.
13. I have two tattoos, the Sublime Sun and a Kiss on my ass cheek.
14. I have 2 Jack Russell Terriers named Sanford Brown and Kitty. Kitty just had a litter of 4 pups. I am thinking of keeping the boy, Louie Blue, Lou Dog for short.
15. I let one of my professors in college come to my house to bath me on several separate occasions.
16. My favorite places to Vacation: Cancun; Los Angelos; Dewey Beach, DE; Cocoa Beach, FL; Chicago
17. I lived in a hotel in Cocoa Beach, FL for several months and saw the only night launching of the Space Shuttle at Cape Canaveral. It lit up the entire sky.
18. I have $0/month entitled to me from Social Security when I retire.
19. I am an Independent who votes mostly Democratic.
20. I studied law, psychology, geography, history and political science at advanced levels in college.
21. When I am depressed I: Sleep, shop, drink or all three.
22. My favorite Male body parts are: that rarely seen little depression between the belly and the hip; the jaw, small of their backs
23. I have two, older sisters and a younger brother.
24. In high school I was on the Debate Team, was Historian of S.A.D.D., was a photographer for the yearbook staff, wrote for the school newspaper and was on the National Honor Society.
25. In high school, I was the only Girl at Girls’ state who ever got laid or smoked pot. I was a smart slut.
26. I lost my virginity shortly after my 16th Birthday to the Captain of the Debate Team. I lied about being a virgin to him out of shame because I was only looking for a one night stand so I could lose my virginity.
27. My first real job was as a bill collector for G.E. Capital.
28. I was Baptized Eastern Orthodox, raised Christian, converted to Catholicism before I started reading the teachings of Buddha and quit going to church completely.
29. I blackout every time I drink Tequila.
30. I smoked pot everyday I was in college and got straight A’s (4.0 GPA).
31. My favorite colors are green and pink.
32. My mother died when I was 26.
33. My mother hated me from the moment I was born.
34. My father was my best friend growing up.
35. I saw my first porno mag when I was 8 in my father’s garage.
36. I started my period and had to wear a bra when I was 9 years old.
37. I couldn’t read until I was in 3rd grade when I was finally diagnosed with
ADHD and medicated with Methphenydate (Ritalin).
38. I was diagnosed with Adult ADHD at age 27 and medicated with mixed salts of amphetamines, or ADDERRALL
39. I spent over a month in Cancun, Mexico after my mother’s death.
40. I blew $50,000 in 2 years, traveling, partying and gifting the people I love.
41. My favorite Holiday is Cinco de Mayo and St. Patty’s (reason to drink).
42. I have never had a 401k plan.
43. I have over 5 ½ years of college classes on record with still no declared degree.
44. My favorite drinks are Miller Lite, Cosmopolitans, Water, Diet Pepsi, Diet RockStar
45. I had my first kiss in 7th grade by a boy named John King in the bushes in front of my house.
46. I ran away once in high school, but only got as far as those same bushes where I gave Todd Carter oral sex while watching my friends and family ‘search’ for me.
47. I had my first audition for a play at the age of 29 when I read for the Vagina Monologues.
48. My best friends and I had a contest one summer to see who could get laid by more people before the start of the new school year. I lost with a total of 10 to my friend Lamese who had 13.
49. I gave my landlord oral sex for years instead of paying rent.
50. I paid my DUI attorney $500 that I made the night before by allowing a group of four car salesmen watch a lesbian girl give me oral sex for 20 minutes in a hotel room in Youngstown. Absolutely no sex with them was ever involved. Champagne and Blindfolds were.
51. My all-time favorite movies are: One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Friday, Pretty Woman, 40 Year-old Virgin, Office Space, 9 ½ weeks.
52. As a child, my parents never allowed me to join any type of dance, music or art classes. I never played sports, although my father was a race car driver.
53. I saved my brother from drowning in Daytona Beach by swimming him counter-shore for almost a mile when I was 10 and he was 8 years old.
54. I was four years old when my grandpa had a major heart attack while we were walking through the park. I somehow found my way to help and saved his life.
55. I was deathly allergic to milk, chocolate and pussy willow trees as a child.
56. I have eaten cheese everyday for the last 3 years.
57. I gave CPR to a momma cat once who was dying after the garage door closed on her. She pissed herself and completely stopped breathing, I blew in her mouth and put a kitten on her tit to milk, soon she miraculously came to and started licking her kitten like nothing ever happened.
58. My favorite food is Cheese, Crab Legs
59. I bruise extremely easy, always have.
60. I saw a UFO when I was 13 with my brother. We were so scared we didn’t sleep for days.
61. I was invited to join the Mensa Think Tank Team when I was in 4th grade.
62. I studied French for 3 years and Spanish for 4 years. I can say FUCK YOU in 5 languages.
63. I white-water rafted with my family in the Smokey Mountains one hour before my brother’s wedding.
64. I attended a hippy fest when I was 23, where I smoked a joint laced with red-rock opium and cocaine and I swore my one leg was growing longer than the other.
65. I raised several thousand dollars in two days to give a sweet old, homeless man a proper burial at a local funeral home.
66. I was a bartender for 5 years when I made the most insane money of my life.
67. I caught my father’s house on fire twice, both times, trying to cook dinner.
68. My favorite flowers are the Pink Asian Lily and Coleus
69. I played Spin the Bottle with 13 people that ended in a naked love fest.
70. I dated a professional baseball player when I lived in Nashville,TN.
71. My favorite month is June.
72. I have been to Toronto, Canada, Tijuana and Cancun Mexico but no other foreign countries. I have been to 26 of the 50 United States.
73. I have had sex in 13 different States of the U.S.
74. I had pictures of my boobs taken in the Library of Congress.
75. I was obsessed with the PTL club when I was 5 years old, writing I LOVE GOD everywhere!
76. I still have my very first stuffed toy, a little clown with a red-striped suit.
77. My family was too busy to attend my high school graduation, so I skipped it and spent the day with one of my best friend’s who needed to go to summer school to graduate. I bought Penis-Beer Can holder, a case of Busch Light and we got tattoos while I should have been graduating with Honors at a local church.
78. I obtained a fake ID when I was a senior in high school that made me 21. I missed 38 days of school that year because of hangovers. I still maintained a 3.8 GPA and was nominated to Buckeye Girl’s State by my unsuspecting teachers.
79. I won the top speaker award at a debate tournament even though we never won a single round because my partner had a horrible Speech impediment caused by a hole in the roof of her mouth.
80. My favorite places to shop are: World Market, Lowe’s and Goodwill.
81. I once waited on Brooks and Dunn and George Jones while waiting tables in Nashville. I also partied with Hank Williams, Jr’s son, Shelton.
82. My first crush was on Danny White, then the Quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys.
83. I have never been to New York City or Las Vegas in fear I would never come back.
84. The first time I had sex with a girl was when I was 25, she wined and dined me for months before I ever had enough guts to just try it. I liked it.
85. I have a list of every person I ever had sex with, both males and females, the number is around 94.
86. I smuggled steroids from Mexico for my boyfriend at the time, in the brake light compartment of my rented Volvo. Mexican pharmacies RULE!
87. My gynecologist prescribes me Xanax.
88. I have never been able to be faithful in a relationship.
89. I have had sex in over a dozen bar bathrooms.
90. My favorite TV shows are: Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Grey’s Anatomy, The Discovery Channel shows
91. My Serbian family drinks Slivovitz, a plum brandy that is like liquid cocaine.
92. I once dated a man who was diagnosed and treated for testicular cancer. He lost a testicle and had a 25% chance to live. I stood by his side throughout his sickness and was with him the first time he tested his medical condition.
93. I have an extreme fear of attachments.
94. I have an even more extreme fear of commitments.
95. I never took someone’s virginity.
96. I spent two weeks in a stress management ward with the mentally unstable. I loved it there.
97. I could and have had fun in every possible scenario. I make the best out of whatever life throws my way and learn from all my mistakes and mishaps.
98. I once gave a man oral sex for a down payment on a car.
99. My favorite weekend jaunt is to Amish Country for Wine, Cheese and shopping.
100. I don’t ever wanna grow up, out or old.

HedonisticGuy69 46M
90 posts
12/31/2005 10:33 am

Well I certainly have a better view of who you are! Kudos and all the power to you for taking the path less travelled.
I, frankly, am envious of all your experiences and the choices made.
May it lead towards your potential sooner than later. You seem amazing and that may not be much of a compliment in light of all you have done.
If you realize you have a fear of... with all the knowledge and experience acquired, do you have any thoughts on overcoming them?
Is it not important enough? Doesn't the right path towards enlightenment dictate that you do?
Have a Very Happy New Year.

danteszippo 52M
3882 posts
12/31/2005 1:00 pm

I have a car, would you like to make a down payment I love the kiss tat on your ass. Happy New Year.

rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
12/31/2005 1:33 pm

Aphrodite. alive and well in you, was never known for being a monogamous Goddess...and milk most likely still isn't good for
you. Sending you much love and joy for the New Year...{=}

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

rm_Young102 40M
181 posts
12/31/2005 1:44 pm

The path of exploration and self-discovery is always tough and unpredictable full of sorrow and excitement. You have chosen to follow this path and maybe one day you will arrive in a destination. What is mostly amazing is your thought and power that make you able to experience and accomplish many things that for most people stay always fantacies.
You say you don't ever wanna grow up but I think you are already mature or perhaps you are 'one step beyond maturity'.

Happy New Year!

AughtMusedSpill 48M

1/1/2006 8:14 am

Sounds like you need to get out more...what a sheltered life you've had!

akronboredguy 34M
1 post
1/1/2006 12:25 pm

You truely are one of the koolest and realest people I have ever had "contact" with..cyber or otherwise...nice post

rm_JuicyJulia2 41F
98 posts
1/2/2006 12:44 am


HedonisticGuy69 ‒ thank you so much for your kind words, I have truly lived a fullfilling, semi-charmed kind of life. I learned that enlightenment is the reward for living without the constant need to define myself for everyone else’s sake. I acknowledge my fears and while I might one day try and conquer them, I am not stressing because they exist for a reason that I might not be aware of yet. My instincts rarely do me wrong. You can’t rush somethings , so for now I am content just flowing at the speed of life.

danteszippo, ha, thanks for the offer, will let you know when this car dies on me.

goddess1946- You made me feel better about myself today. Your Aphrodite reference peaked my curiosity so I researched her and LOVED what I learned and will use that knowledge for self-justification someday! She is my hero, my mentor, my muse. Thanks for a wonderful, thought provoking comment.

Young102- Thank you, Young! *blushing* You are right. Life is a constant balance. For all the good I have experienced, I have also known equal sorrow and while the tough times are torture to my soul, I know I would not be the person I am today without having known sorrow as well. Everything happens for a reason and it is our moral obligation to our self to limit self-pity so we can focus on accepting and understanding the greater lessons to be learned. Your intelligent and philosophical perspectives are refreshing to read. Thanks for taking the time to analyze a moment with me today.

tedzilla99- In my defense, compared to Paris Hilton or Magic Johnson, my life is trivial, boring and dry. I sure did live as hard, fast and furiously as my surroundings and economic status would allow me though. Winning the lotto would probably be the death of me~! I should start a book called “Living life to the fullest on a budget” or “The glamourous life of the not so rich and famous”. Thanks for writing.

akronboredguy, aww, thank you, how very nice of you to say that. Being real is the easiest way to live.

rm_TwiztedCharm 56M
456 posts
1/2/2006 4:28 am

And you have great friends who love you even when they hate you.


rm_kelli4u2dew 41F
5220 posts
1/2/2006 6:22 pm

You're my hero! I stumbled across your blog, and I've realized that there is a role model for me! And I mean it, no sarcasm. Honey, you're AWESOME!

(And I'm so jealous that I didn't do this post first - but I'm not in your class.)

ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
1/2/2006 8:05 pm

the 101st thing is- snatch now idolizes you hottie- kiss kiss!

JudeL5 46M
1550 posts
1/2/2006 9:37 pm

Wow! and you have a great memory as well....

I have one of those "rarely seen little depressions between the belly and the hip"... wanna see?????

rm_JuicyJulia2 41F
98 posts
1/3/2006 8:25 pm

TwiztedCharm, no no no!~ you must tell my juicy secrets or I won’t have anything left to confess

kelli4u2dew- thank you so much… role model? Ehhh, I dunno about that one. I always thought I should come with my own warning labels. And I am jealous of that cute little picture of your butt! You go!

snatchmatch71 - *kisses you back*

JudeL5- heck yeah I want to see!

DowntownCS 35M

1/4/2006 9:00 pm

Wow... I think i just met the woman of my dreams. "blushing" You know I would love to just sit and have a drink with you. I gotta feeling you are one fun lady! I love the blog... I will be back

rm_kelli4u2dew 41F
5220 posts
1/5/2006 3:33 am


MillsShipsGayly 51M

1/7/2006 3:45 am

Remind me to sell something to you .. car, apartment whatever

Mensa girl huh ??

elysianpleasure 47M

1/8/2006 5:56 pm

we're not worthy... we're not worthy... lol

rm_JuicyJulia2 41F
98 posts
1/9/2006 9:57 am

DowntownCS ‒ ya know what’s funny is that I love to sit and have drinks and get lost in a fascinating conversation… stop back anytime 

kelli4u2dew you are welcomed anytime too!

Michael_IG65 ‒ I SHOULD have been, my mother was too to 'busy' to take me to the meetings! She was too preoccuppied as a housewife addicted to cold medication, Soap Operas, and her own self-pity to be a mother. Such is the story of my life… whatever I have accomplished; I had to do on my own… that’s the double edged sword of freedom. C’est la vie!

elysianpleasure you are worthy! I love you all!

luvsitrough2122 37F
18 posts
1/9/2006 9:33 pm

I think you're amazing. I'm in awe of you. You've lead a very, rich colorful life and you're able to articulate and share all your experiences that shows an incredible amount of freedom. Keep on bloggin'.

1 post
1/18/2006 4:10 pm

Hmmm. I like cheese and wine - was just in Amish country

Flash029 48M
1 post
1/29/2006 8:44 am

WOW, you have led quite the exciting life. I'd like to sit down with you and share a few stories myself over some drinks, but the bottom line is, I think you're hot and interesting and I'd like to be number 95.

slickydick696 53M

2/20/2006 6:07 pm

Wow, what a life you've had and you still look like you are 22! If you have not yet had sex in Michigan, I volunteer! (or for that matter, I will gladly meet you in any one or all of the 37 states in which you have not yet had sex).

rm_sciguy8 63M
1 post
2/23/2006 8:04 pm

It says it all in the name. Your are a child of nature. E-mail me at AdultFriendFinder We have a lot in common. I would like to show you the wildflowers by day and the starsby night. The amish country and the hardwoods of Ohio are the worlds of this scientist. A but then ther is my Yellowstone to the west and the Mountains of the North East. Let's chat to see if getting together feels like a natural thing to do....

rm_GarageSailin 59M
2 posts
2/27/2006 12:20 pm

Incredible you sound like a dynamic fun machine!

trash_explosion 32M
1 post
3/13/2006 11:50 pm

Wow 94?! I bet you'll be a real proud party girl when you're dying of HIV hahaahaaaha

fullrut5 41M

4/23/2006 11:20 am

We need to go out and have some fun!

Waterdog0069 47M
2 posts
6/9/2006 4:44 pm

...Cheese makes the world go round'. Tongues and cheese. Sweet, sweet write of passage. Wanna dose?

Waterdog0069 47M
2 posts
6/9/2006 4:49 pm

Loud and proud

rm_manav8r 50M
1 post
10/4/2006 11:24 am

Wow, what a great way of expressing yourself. We all have done crazy things growing up. But now its time to have some real fun. Contact me and see.

rm_animal4561 55M
1 post
3/24/2007 12:57 pm

you sound like a lot of fun let me be #95

kroo11 31M
2 posts
4/3/2007 4:03 pm

bonjour,tu parle un peu français alors ?
si tu veu parler

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