10 reasons why I think Ugly People are Lucky  

rm_JuicyJulia2 41F
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1/3/2006 8:15 pm

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10 reasons why I think Ugly People are Lucky

Ugly people are actually very lucky people... upon some serious consideration and after observing some Ugly people recently, I have decided that Ugly people are luckier than beautiful people.... Here are my reasons why:

1. The world is their oyster... If everyone was always better looking then themselves, then Ugly people have a wider variety of people of the opposite sex to choose from.. People I would never fuck, are fair game to the ugly girl...

2. The ugly girl never has to feel like she is "settling".

3. The ugly girl never has to spend a fortune on beauty products once she realizes that they don't matter.

4. Ugly men need only make a small fortune to still get laid by beautiful women (take Bill Gates and Donald Trump for example).

5. Ugly people never have to face the depression that the aging beauty does.. You never miss what you never had.

6. Ugly people never have to really worry that a few extra pounds might make them less attract... Ugly people aren't usually judged by their weight because they are just ugly.. unless they are really Fat, Ugly people.

7. Ugly people rarely have to worry that their kids will be better looking then they are.

8. Ugly people never have to feel let down that they could never make it in an Ugly pageant, unlike Beauty pageants, they're aren't Ugly pageants.

9. Ugly people don't have to worry about their spouses marrying them as "trophy wives or husbands".

10. No one is Ugly at LAST CALL!!!


bigboooiiing 41M

1/3/2006 9:18 pm

JuicyJulia2,
That's insightfull and funny at the same time. I'm brand new to this site and looking for some advice. What is the best way to meet people in the Akron area?
Brian
BigBoooiiing


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
1/3/2006 9:47 pm

I love you Julia, you are too funny.


keithcancook 60M
17795 posts
1/3/2006 11:20 pm

11. Ugly folk vastly outnumber the beautiful people.

12. Ugly folk always have "a great personality".


MyRealLoverOne 46M

1/4/2006 6:52 am

Ohh Juicy, I am very hurt by this! Hey! You did not ask for permission before using my pic either....LOL


rm_JuicyJulia2 41F
98 posts
1/4/2006 8:14 am

bigboooiiing, If you are looking for love, you are probably out of luck, but in Akron, if you are looking for some loving, THEN you're in luck, because Akron's nightlife is a happening scene. IF you concentrate your hunt in the Downtown area, you'll find a pletherua of different crowds, including lots of college bars, full of girls getting wasted on a daily basis and finally being able to explore their sexuality since they have flown the nest. I didn't catch your age, but MAIN STREET will have something to tickle your fancy, I guarentee.

Sainty, I love you too, but I bet this guy won't love me if he finds out I used his pic for this post! YIKES! But he is is often what we least expect to invision when reading people's profiles, although it shouldn't come to a surprise. I must admit, this one shocked the panties right off me and that was probably what he intended anyhow

keithcancook, you're very right about most of them having superb personalities, that's the way life balances things out. Additionally, while pretty people may be more fuckable, they are often just another notch on the old bed post, because half the fun is saying you had that, especially when they have little else to offer as a person beyond looks. A great personality will keep them coming back for more everytime, and we can learn to find attraction in more ways than just the physical. I fell in love with an ugly guy once because after being best friends and looking at him for so many years, he kind of grew on me, and like a hemerroid, I learned to live with him, just never talked about it with my freinds. Funny, because he really did end up being more of a pain in my ass than anything else after a while.

MyRealLoverOne, COME ON! you wouldn't know ugly if it came up to you and asked you for your number, you are one of the "beautiful people" and you know this!


sillyperv 54M

1/4/2006 9:02 am

OOOooooooo! This was a cringe laugh - one of those too close to the truth humours. I hope you're prepared for the hate mail from those who are "beautiful on the inside".


rm_JuicyJulia2 41F
98 posts
1/4/2006 10:10 am

NO NO NO, Sillyperv! you got me all wrong! call off the hatemongers! I really wasn't trying to be a mean girl. God knows, there are people out there who I wouldn't classify as attractive but they get more a$$ than anyone I know! I am not calling myself a beautiful person either, NOR am I limiting beautiful people to those who are physically perfect of body or face. Beauty always starts from within no matter what! You have heard the term BUTTERFACE, haven't you? Seriously though, I ain't trying to hate on anyone here ~ Just playing, so hate the game, not the player, playa. Blog on!


NickRules999 39M
9462 posts
1/4/2006 10:42 am

LOL I like that. That was funny.

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?


bigboooiiing 41M

1/4/2006 11:37 am

JuicyJulia2,
Thanks for the advice. I can assure you, I'm not looking for love, just a good time with no strings attached. I'm new to the Akron area and married therefore, the bar scene downtown isn't going to work for me due to my need for discreation. Any other ideas of how to meet women looking for a no strings attached relationship with a married man? I need some excitement!
Brian
BigBooiiing


rm_Young102 40M
181 posts
1/4/2006 11:51 am

very profound satire indeed....and to expand a little bit your satiric theorization the game goes like this:

There is no beauty if there is no ugliness
There is no luck if there is no fate
There is no innocence if there no guiltness
There is no faith if there is no betrayal
There is no hope if there is no despair
There is no logic if there is no irrationality
There is no sanity if there is no insanity
There is no contentment if there is no discontent
There is no happiness if there is no misery

Basically yes everything is inside us and we just extend our inner understanding of the world creating our own interpretations and definitions of what is beauty, ugliness and so on. Always looking the same people, places, experiences, things etc. from a different angle may look beautiful or ugly to us. Therefore there is no beauty or ugliness, happiness and so on but only our archetypical need to categorize and discriminate people, places, objects and everything. This makes things easier in terms of where we stand and the choices we make, isn't it?


HORNYVIKING722 44M
1023 posts
1/8/2006 6:52 am

Finally! my day has come!


rm_TwiztedCharm 56M
456 posts
1/8/2006 8:29 pm

AT last call there still ugly but I'm drunk and don't care....besides I always have tomorrow for the beautiful!!


rm_JuicyJulia2 41F
98 posts
1/9/2006 11:11 am

NickRules999- thank you Nick, you do Rule!

Bigboooiing- if I figure that one out, I will bank off it! the million dollar question

Young102 ‒ the balance of everything may appear unfair at first, but that’s why I wrote this, because with some determination, anything can be arguably advantageous

waggypolly ‒ you are a true inspiration and truly beautiful inside and out!

sexfitwoman I actually got that picture from a friend who does not frequent this site… so I am not sure he ISN’T member but I’d be shocked and ashamed to find out he was. Not that he isn’t beautiful in his own way.

HORNYVIKING722- your day my ass! By the way, can I borrow wanda when you are through? I’ve been quite lonesome these days!

twiztedcharm- well, what are you waiting for?


rm_weasle1172 44M
2 posts
1/20/2006 9:07 pm

before you dump on the "ugly" people remember There are 3,000,000,000 women in the world and 2,999,999,992 are NOT supermodels
I think the odds are slightly against dont you?
beauty is in the eye of the beholder


bpythone 51M

2/5/2007 11:08 am

Thank you Jesus for good genes.
It would truthfully suck to wake up every morning look in the mirror and say to yourself ain't nothing fixing this train wreak.
When I was a kid we had twins that lived in the neighborhood. The mother was a total knockout, the old man was a toad. The boy took after mom, the girl after dad. Always felt bad for her. Who does she have to blame? You guessed it.


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