Rainy Day Ramblings  

rm_JocelynRenee 54T
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10/7/2005 7:21 am

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Rainy Day Ramblings

Woke up this morning to a nice steady rain. I love sleeping in on rainy mornings or just laying in bed listening. I could have used a bit of extra time this morning since I stayed up until 3:30 am last night just zoning out on the tube, surfing the net, and catching up on blogs. But a busy day is waiting for me at work, so drag yourself outta bed honey and get moving.

Neither of our two dogs wanted to actually pee this morning; they just wanted to stand out in the middle of the rain and get soaked. Now the kids are complaining that the dogs smell and they're going to get them soaking wet, so I decided to drop the kids off first and come back for the dogs. Their school is 100 yards from our office, so it was a huge pain having to fight the traffic twice for the sake of harmony. But hey, that's what being a Dad is all about...taking one for the team LOL. Just to make things interesting, one of the windshield wiper blades decided now would be a good time to slide down the wiper arm. It's raining too hard for intermittent wipers so the entire second trip was filled with a spine twisting screeching noise from the arm scraping the windshield.

Lord, why didn't I stay in bed?

Tonight will make up for it though. Friday night is my night to pamper myself. A nice, long, hot bath; shave from head to toe, exfoliate, file my nails, pluck my eyebrows, etc. Awhile back I started feminizing my male appearance a bit. While not pencil thin, my eyebrows are arched and definitely feminine; my chest, stomach. legs, and arms are shaved; and my fingernails extend ~3/16 of an inch past my fingertips. When I started shaping my eyebrows, people frequently commented about how well-rested I looked. They knew something was different, but they didn't know what it was. I occasionally get quizzical looks about my nails, but they generally turn into smiles or are quickly forgotten. So, all you gurlz who are worried about changing your appearance; I say go for it. Most people won't notice, and those that do are generally complimentary about it.

I get to the office about an hour before we open so I can relax a bit and get things ready in peace. Today my wife was meeting her sister for breakfast so it was just me, the dogs, the bird, and the monitor lizard. I fired up the computer to check my daily blogs and email. What was waiting for me, but winks, winks, and more winks, email asking if I ever had a tongue massage (the 2nd one in two days from 2 different people btw), and a few invitations to join the networks of horny guys, with no pics of their own, who are hoping to collect some hot pics to beat off to.

Uggghh. I think I'm going to stop returning winks altogether. I guess people see them as an ice breaker, but I just see them as a waste of time. If you want to talk, send me some mail! I'm not going to bite, and in any case, I don't know you, so what have you got to lose? Besides, half the time I return a wink, only to get another one back.

As for the networks...guys, don't bother. I don't post x-rated pics and I'm really not interested in seeing your cock, as anytime the mood strikes, I can just look at my own. I'd much rather see pics of your friends, family, hobby, local scenery..stuff like that. Fellow sisters are a different story though; I can never have enough girlfriends and I love seeing the beauty that is lurking under your everyday male guise.

Tomorrow night is Jocelyn's night...I can't wait! We met a few new people last week and I'm looking forward to getting to know them better and sharing a dance or two. Speaking of which, what's with all the guys who won't dance? Dancing is such a pure expression of joy and emotion. There's no right or wrong way to dance; it just requires surrendering to the rhythm and letting it take you away. Frankly, seeing someone dance tells me more about their sexual prowess than all the cock pics and "I can go for hours" claims in the world. Hey straight guys, wanna know why so many women find gay guys so attractive? Go to a club and watch them dance. If you're smart, you'll pull them aside and offer to pay them for lessons...trust me on this one.

OK, time to actually get some work done. I'm feeling chatty this morning though so I'll probably be back later...


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