Walmart Application  

rm_JUSTsex4me 36F
157 posts
2/4/2006 6:25 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Walmart Application


This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in Arkansas.

They hired him because he was so funny.....

NAME: George Martin

SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate)

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place?

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD:
Target for middle management hostility.

PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes, so they tell me.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job - no! On my breaks - yes!

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

NEAREST RELATIVE....7 miles

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Oh yes, absolutely.

Old People Rock!

rm_famine21 32M
47 posts
2/4/2006 8:01 pm

Funny......I agree with him on some points

till we meet next Sex Guns and Rock N' Roll
Joey Famine


rm_famine21 32M
47 posts
2/5/2006 11:14 pm

Hey babe,
WE DID IT.....TOOK JEROME HOME AND BROUGHT BACK THE TROPHY.....on another note have you ever been too drunk to type????

till we meet next Sex Guns and Rock N' Roll
Joey Famine


rm_kissagirl13 35F

2/6/2006 7:18 am

I can only hope that will be me when I get old. Or at least the humor the part.


herringje 40M

2/6/2006 8:09 am

i have to agree that is toooooooo funy however i hope nowone fills that styel ap who wants to work for me i would be dumfounded


rm_JUSTsex4me 36F
185 posts
2/6/2006 4:35 pm

Famine~ yes, we did do it, but I never had any doubts. Now we need to work on #6 next year. And, I've actually never tried to type drunk.

Jez~ thanks for stopping by and I laughed my ass off reading it too, so had to share.

Kiss~ I hope that I can have that outlook when I get older too.

Herring~ I would have to hire a person if they gave me an app like that.


LadytoPleaseYou 64F
5447 posts
2/6/2006 6:05 pm

I love older people. Especially since I am fast becoming one.

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?


rm_JUSTsex4me 36F
185 posts
2/6/2006 7:52 pm

Lady~ glad you enjoyed it.


Become a member to create a blog