The Cat...  

rm_JUSTsex4me 36F
157 posts
2/6/2006 4:49 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The Cat...

You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one...


A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.


They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house.


The cat they had put out into the yard scooted back into the house. They don't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the
cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.


Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty for the night. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."



A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"


The cabdriver hit a parked car...

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And a HUGE CONGRATULATIONS has to go out the the Pittsburgh Steelers for winning Superbowl
XL and bringing home #5



rm_famine21 32M
47 posts
2/7/2006 12:00 am

I dislike cats and that was rather funny thanx 4 the laugh babe I needed it

till we meet next Sex Guns and Rock N' Roll
Joey Famine


rm_JUSTsex4me 36F
185 posts
2/7/2006 6:44 am

I think we all need to laugh from time to time, glad you enjoyed!


rm_JUSTsex4me 36F
185 posts
2/10/2006 2:58 pm

nice to see that you're back around....and I'm glad I could make ya smile!


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