rm_JUSTsex4me 36F
157 posts
10/11/2005 4:10 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm


You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one...

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a
night light, turned the answering machine on, covered their pet parakeet and
put the cat in the backyard.

They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and
the couple opened the front door to leave their house.

The cat they had put out into the yard scooted back into the house. They
don't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the
bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the
cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house ! will
be empty for the night. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband
will be out soon "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long,"
he says, as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to
poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off
so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep
her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and
threw her out into the back yard!"

The cabdriver hit a parked car...

goddessofbitches 41M/33F

10/14/2005 5:13 pm

Now that was a cute little story there. I am still laughing.

Keep them cummin'


Always The Bitch

rm_JUSTsex4me 36F
185 posts
10/16/2005 8:53 am

trav, hottie & mandy...thanks for stopping by and I get alot of these so I'll definitely post them from time to time.


dasher121 36M

10/16/2005 7:10 pm

I just fell out of my chair, great story/joke!

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