Laugh of the Day!  

rm_JUSTsex4me 36F
157 posts
10/20/2005 6:01 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Laugh of the Day!

Ok, so along with my posts I have decided to also include something to make everyone laugh. Here is one for all you men.....just to let you know what women are really capable of and that we will get what we want at any cost:

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists, two men and
a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow
your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife.
The agent said, " You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is
loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them

rm_TwiztedCharm 56M
456 posts
10/22/2005 11:36 pm

So true... is it any wonder that men have tried to keep them down and controlled since the beginning of time. I see a day when women will rule the earth because of the way they think. They will probably rule alone but will rule.

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