Fun things to do in a public toilet  

rm_Iwillwait4u2 53F
1274 posts
5/28/2006 8:42 pm

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6/11/2006 8:06 am

Fun things to do in a public toilet


1. Complement people on their shoes.
2. Introduce yourself to the person in the next stall. Strike up a conversation.
3. Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
4. Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
5. Simulate a drug deal.
6. Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
7. Start a sing-a-long.
8. Act schizophrenically.
9. Masquerade as a door-to-door salesman.
10. Say "Oops.... missed" while syringing water out around the bowl and under the walls and door into other stalls.
11. Fake an orgasm.
12. At night, switch off the lights.
13. Impersonate Elvis. Be convincing.
14. Ask whether anyone can see your pet sewer rat/river python/axolotl.
15. Offer refreshments.
16. Run in, yelling "Free Willy!"
17. Charge admission.
18. Leave a ladle in the toilet bowl.
19. One word: GOLDFISH.
20. Place signs warning of 24 hour video surveillance.
21. Put itching powder on the toilet seats.
22. Replace condoms in vending machine with tampons (or vice versa).
23. Create a crime scene complete with police tape and chalk silhouette

Iwillwait4u2


Nansemond_Rebel 56M

6/4/2006 4:51 pm

DAYUM....TOO funny, May I have your permission to copy?

Also, May I ask yopu to add me to your network?

Bill Phillips
s/n Nansemond_Rebel


rm_mastino357 45M

6/6/2006 9:46 pm

love your nipples! sure would like to taste 'em!


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
6/10/2006 5:08 pm

Too funny, thanks for the laff


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