What Religion is your bra?  

rm_Isleton 69M
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7/30/2005 12:30 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

What Religion is your bra?

Well, I'm not having any luck with my BLOG on this site? What am I doing wrong? But, I am doing well on my new web site and you can visit me there at: duckclub.friendpages.com I look forward to getting comments on my BLOG here. Maybe some of you who are viewing my posts will be willing to leave some comments about why I'm not getting any comments! HAR! Anyhowsen, here's a neat little diddy:

A man walked into the ladies department of a
Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the
counter and said,
I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.
What type of bra?" asked the clerk?
Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
shape, size, color and material.
Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four
types of bras to choose from.
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and
the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between
them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen.
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright,
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G,
and H is the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters
stood for, it is about time you became informed!
A}Almost Boobs {B}Barely there {C}Can't Complain!
D}Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E}Enormous! {F}Fake {G}Get a Reduction
H}Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
Send this to all that will appreciate it!
They forgot the German bra. Holtzemfromfloppen!-


Tyrone_AZ 44M

7/30/2005 1:31 pm

LOL


hourglasses 47F

7/30/2005 3:10 pm

Hey, mine are F's and they aren't fake.

Oh and I'm pretty sure my bras are Presbyterian.


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