The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly  

rm_Isleton 69M
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8/2/2005 1:31 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly

It's been mighty hot out here on the farm for the past month, but Kitty and me are making out ok. I'm still doing a lot of writing, and still working on my web site at: duckclub.friendpages.com Saw this little ditty and thought you might enjoy.

Good : Your wife is pregnant.
Bad : It's triplets.
Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago .

Good : Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad : She wants a divorce.
Ugly : She's a lawyer.

Good : Your son is finally maturing.
Bad : He's involved with the women next door.
Ugly : So are you.

Good : Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly : You're in them.

Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad : You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them.

Good : Your husband understands fashion.
Bad : He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly : He looks better than you.

Good : You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad : She keeps interrupting.
Ugly : With corrections.

Good : Your son is dating someone new.
Bad : It's another man.
Ugly : He's your best friend.

Good : Your daughter got a new job.
Bad : As a hooker.
Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way ugly : She makes more money than you do.


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