In all hell....what a weekend...  

rm_Icechips 39M
25 posts
12/4/2005 6:48 pm

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In all hell....what a weekend...

Friday at about noon it all started( I never learn but I know better). Any time I go to see family it ends up as a run away. Anyhow friday at noon I began my drinking at a local pub acrosss from the technical school I attend Loco Lou's my favorite place. I got pretty much snapped before I had to leave To get to a friends place, anyhow I locked my keys in the car, I ended up getting in a brawl..tossed in the tank..with a bunch of drunker idots than me...took a 60$ cab ride... to my parents house and back to red deer..through a tim hortons drive through..bought him a dbl dbl..but I wanted a chili..after the fact to the hotel room..I wasnt supposed to be in, I let down the friend I was supposed to see on friday, had her wallet in my car for a week, went to a family x mas party,passed out with head down in the salad bowl at 3 am..after the bean bag toss tournament for money (i'm serious) I think the only thing I'm missing here is a banjo...redneck fucking central......get s girl friend pukes all down the side of his car...frozen cock stiff to the side.. I gurgled..and heaved..and then the dog..licking the side of bro s car like a loli pop..made me heave all over his yard..bye the time I got back to my place I was pretty much tostado..but I spent an hour under my car when I got back laying in the snow..looking for the spare key magnet doo hickey so I can get in the fucking car to get my lousy homework out, to top that off,,,my legs were sticking out on the sidewalk and as a runner jogged by non chalontly tripped and fell face first onto the gravel, nice what a day, what a weekend?later all TO BE CONTINUED more adventures in the life of Ice

rm_edmcutie 38F
16 posts
12/5/2005 7:39 am

oh my...soounds like we have had possibly a few of the same home town adventures....

Ur gonna have to head back up this way and party in the big city again, soon...lmao


snowbunny_1969 47F
1021 posts
12/5/2005 6:07 pm

Too flipping funny ICE. Rednecks are us. Why not play toilet seat horseshoes. And I always figured you to be a lover not a fighter. Shouldnt you have offered him a glass of port????

^^^Theres nobunny like Snowbunny^^^

Kutka69 49F

12/5/2005 8:20 pm

Wow ice that was one helluva weekend...I think you might have been safer pole dancing, the way I see it the only way you could really get hurt would be when the ladies throw money at you, slipping on all the bills and maybe getting a few bumps & are way too funny...your life is like a movie with you in the starring role

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