The "Real" Glossary of Women's Profiles!  

rm_I_AMsterdam 51M
31 posts
4/19/2005 5:44 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The "Real" Glossary of Women's Profiles!

40-ish 49 +
Adventurous Slept with half the town
Athletic No tits
Average looking Has a face like an arse
Beautiful Pathological liar
Contagious Smile Does a lot of pills
Educated Was fucked to bits at University
Emotionally Secure On medication
Feminist Fat
Free spirit Junkie
Friendship first Former hooker
Fun Annoying
Gentle Dull
Good Listener Autistic
New-Age Body hair problems
Old-fashioned No BJs or anal
Open-minded Desperate
Outgoing Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate Sloppy drunk
Poet Depressive
Professional A REAL Bitch
Romantic Frigid/Virgin
Social Pussy like a clowns pocket
Voluptuous Very Fat Large Lady/Hugely Fat
Seeks Soul mate Stalker
Widow Murderer

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

4/19/2005 1:11 pm

seems like I need to rewrite my profile

vegas_sinner04 30F

4/20/2005 8:50 am

same here.

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
6/24/2005 1:57 pm

hi hi hi hi

carolanne66 50F

8/16/2005 11:53 pm

I am not voluptuous...lolol

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