WebCams and Chatrooms...  

rm_Hrd4YouAll 56M
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3/23/2005 8:58 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

WebCams and Chatrooms...


I love the internet, I am a total net-junkie. I can read the news from all over the world. I can keep in touch with friends and family easily and cheaply. I can shop for stuff of all kinds... God, I love E-BAY!!! Last month, I got a guitar for a penny! Not a great guitar, but it was only A PENNY! Ok, it was a kit and maybe I should have bought some good glue and maybe some strings, too... Ok, maybe I should take some lessons, too... Just kidding, it is a pretty nice guitar, actually...

Speaking of the Internet, let me ask you folks something... This is for the guys... Any of you guys do any chatting? Well, when I was divorcing my ex, I chatted with a girl for months in an AOL chatroom. We poured our hearts out to each other and we really hit it off. Finally, after about 4 months, I felt it was safe to meet her. I was living in Virginia and she lived near DC, so we set-up a meeting at a really nice restaurant in Washington DC at the Century City Hyatt. I sat there for 2 hours waiting for, according to her picture, a 5'7", green-eyed, 135lb beautiful lady... She turned out to be 4'11", 265lbs with a beard and a dick! I said, "Damn, you don't look anything like the picture!" He answered, "I sent you my cousin's picture." I asked, "Then, can I meet your cousin? He said, "No, she's married..." Damn! Needless to say, after that I made sure I talked to a girl on the phone before a face-to-face meeting, or I used a webcam.

Hey, speaking of webcams? Do any of you do videochat? Well, do us ALL a FAVOR and STOP SENDING STRANGERS PICTURES OF YOUR JEWELS! Look, unless it is of gargantuan proportions worthy of iconic worship or so small as to be in Ripley's Oddity Museum, no one wants to peek at “Mr Happy!” Sorry to burst your bubble, guys...

Besides, there are no real women online looking for pictures of your Awesome-Johnson, anyway! Allow me to explain...

Ok, you get a webcam, and you load up the software and get online... You go into one of the Adult-Oriented WebCam chat rooms and after a few minutes someone named "SexyFem4Male" - sends a message to you, "Hi, sweetie... Wanna Play?" So you answer, "Hell-yeah!" Now you're chatting with the girl; her picture is blank and she types, "Wow, you're sexy, show me your tool, Big guy..." You ask about her pic and why it is blank and she says, "Oh, I don't have a camera and my microphone is broken, show me anyway..." Well, I can guarantee you that she is a HE! So hey, enjoy guys!

Food for thought... ROFL

Have a great day, all!
Rick

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