Strange Sex Laws  

rm_Horsn_round 56M
125 posts
5/8/2006 9:48 am

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5/22/2006 9:42 am

Strange Sex Laws

•The Romans would crush a first time ’s gonads between two stones.

•It’s illegal to have sex with a corpse anywhere in the United States.

•In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it’s against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a toll booth.

•In Fairbanks, Alaska it’s illegal for moose to have sex on the city sidewalks.

•In Florida having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. Ouch!

•Up until 1884, a Victorian-era woman could be sent to prison for denying a husband sex.

•During the Middle Ages, if you were guilty of bestiality you’d be burned at the stake, along with the other party to your crime.

•In Tibet, many years ago, the law required all women prostitute themselves. This was seen as a way to gain sexual experience prior to marriage.

•"Female breasts," according to the Arizona Supreme Court, don't constitute "private parts" under state law.

•The Asiatic Huns punished convicted male and adulterers with castration. Female adulterers were merely cut in two.

•The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

•The T'ang Dynasty Empress Wu Hu passed a special law concerning oral sex. She felt that a woman pleasuring a man represented the supremacy of the male over the female. Therefore, she insisted all visiting male dignitaries show their respect by pleasuring her orally when meeting. The empress would throw open her robe and her guest would kneel before her and kiss her genitals.

•In London, it's illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle.

•There is, in fact, an Illinois law that prohibits a number of things–one of which is a public erection, another is nude dancing. The prohibition against the public erection has never been challenged in the Supreme Court, but the prohibition against nude dancing has.

•In 100 A.D., the Teutons, a Germanic tribe, would punish anyone caught as a prostitute by suffocating them in excrement.

•The vow of a Roman vestal virgin lasted 30 years. If she engaged in sex before then, she was punished by being buried alive.

•In 17th century Spain, it was illegal for anyone other than a woman's husband to see her bare feet. A woman could freely expose her breasts, but feet were considered sexual and had to be covered in the presence of men other than her husband.

•In China, women are prohibited from walking around a hotel room in the nude. A woman may be naked only while in the bathroom.

•The early Christian church forbade couples from having sex on Wednesdays, Fridays and of course, Sundays.

•In Pompeii, a special law was directed at prostitutes. They had to dye their hair either blue, red or yellow in order to be able to work.

•There are men in Guam whose full-time job it is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Why? Under the law in Guam, it is forbidden for virgins to marry.

•In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover may be killed in any manner desired.

•An 18th century French prostitute could be spared punishment if she were willing to join the opera.

•In Mississippi, S & M is against the law. Specifically, "The depiction or description of flagellation or torture by or upon a person who is nude or in undergarments or in a bizarre or revealing costume for the purpose of sexual gratification."

•As recently as 1990, these states had laws against the use of dildos: Idaho, Utah, Arizona, Oklahoma, Minnesota, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Maryland, Massachusetts, Rhode Island and Washington D.C.

•In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.

•In Detroit, couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.

•In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.

•An excerpt from Kentucky state legislation: "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club."

•The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

•In Michigan a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

•It is illegal for any member of the Nevada legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.

•In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

•Under Lebanese law, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is expressly forbidden.

If you were my homework, I'd do you everyday, in every possible way.

Alynxdra 33F
47 posts
5/8/2006 10:25 am

LOL! you gotta be kidding me

rm_Horsn_round 56M
126 posts
5/9/2006 6:41 am

Glad I got a laugh. They are ridicules aren't they.

If you were my homework, I'd do you everyday, in every possible way.

rm_ros02mill07 38F

5/19/2006 5:16 pm

i think that there used to be a law in TX about prohibiting the sue of dildos also. They made a video out of it "The Dildo Diaries". I own it but have yet to wathc it (due sharing the house with roomates)

rm_Horsn_round 56M
126 posts
5/22/2006 9:42 am

I've got a VCR/DVD player Ros!

If you were my homework, I'd do you everyday, in every possible way.

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