Careful what you wish for...  

rm_HornyUK79 37M
46 posts
3/20/2006 2:30 pm

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3/26/2006 6:30 am

Careful what you wish for...


A man walks into a pub with a stork on one shoulder, and a cat on the other. He walks up to the bar and places his order.
"Three pints of lager please. The cat's paying."
"No I'm bloody not." The cat replies indignantly.
"It's your turn!" the man argues.
"I don't care. Have you seen the prices in here? If you think I'm stumping up the cash, you've got another thing coming!"
During this exchange, the barman has been pouring the drinks, and now places them in front of the man, who sighs and hands him a tenner.
"Hope you don't mind me asking guv." the barman begins. "But I can't help noticing you have a stork on one shoulder and a cat on the other. Why is that, exactly?
"Well, the other week I met this genie who promised to grant me one wish. Any wish in the world."
"So what did you wish for?" the confused barman asks. The man takes a sip of his beer and sighs.
"A bird with long legs and a tight pussy..."

rm_meow344 105F
2615 posts
3/21/2006 3:13 pm

I love English humor. Thanks for posting this,I darn near fell off my chair!!!....Smiles ~meow~


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