Have a giggle on me  

rm_Hawkeye564 53M
19 posts
2/24/2006 1:09 pm

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4/21/2006 8:08 am

Have a giggle on me

Woman goes into her doctor and says.."Doctor, I have a bad discharge". Doctor says, "Take off your thong", and slips his fingers inside her. "How does that feel", says the doctor. "Wonderful", says the woman "but the discharge is in my ear".

Man walks into confessional and says, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I slept with 7 women in the last 24 hours". The Priest, clearly shocked says, "Get out, go home and drink the juice of ten lemons". Man says "Will I be forgiven". Priest says "No, but it will wipe that fuckin smile off your face".

Larry la Prise, the man who wrote the Hockey Cokey has died aged 93. The worst part was getting him in the coffin..They put his left leg in and thats when the fuckin trouble started..

Man at a bar says to the beautiful woman beside him, "Can I buy you a drink". Woman says , "no thanks its bad for my legs". Man, being very sympathetic, says "I am sorry to hear that, do they swell up"? Woman say , "No, they open".

Q How many students does it take to change a lite bulb?

A One to change the buld and four to write the thesis

Q how many councillors does it take to change a lite bulb

A One to change the bulb and one to write the book on Coping With The Darkness

QuteNappyBBW 41F

2/24/2006 2:29 pm

Thank you for the laughs. I really needed that.

HBowt2 58F

2/24/2006 2:36 pm

aren't enough lemons in Ireland to wipe the smile of my face...lmao

19 posts
2/24/2006 2:42 pm

I liked the 4th one,best.

rm_Hawkeye564 53M
8 posts
2/24/2006 3:14 pm

Hey guys,
Than you for takin the time to read my blogs and especially for the comments. Keep n eye out for some more fun on here..Life is too short not to have a laugh

emeritebelle 56F

4/19/2006 10:23 am

All of them made me laugh and out loud at that x

As someone long prepared for the occasion; In full command of every plan you wrecked Do not choose a coward's explanation that hides behind the cause and the effect. And you who were bewildered by a meaning; Whose code was broken, crucifix uncrossed Say goodbye to Alexandra leaving. Then say goodbye to Alexandra lost.

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