A VOICE FROM THE BOWELS OF HANDSOMENESS  

rm_Harlan007 36M
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3/9/2005 9:17 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

A VOICE FROM THE BOWELS OF HANDSOMENESS

Hello my fellow Friendfinders,

It's confession time. I have become unable to secure a woman of the willing variety to give me any touch as of late. No puppyish suckling of body parts for me, Friendfinders. You're shocked, yes i know. Join in my astonishment. It's not for lack of trying. I came hard out of the blocks, leading into the first turn but then whammo, i popped a hammy and my willingness to finish is outweighed by the pain in my lower extremities. Has anyone else hit this sexless wall? Of course not. We have Friendfinder doctors, Friendfinder Lawyers, housewifes, Professional swingers all sailing high on the seven seas of sin. For me, no gravy boat. Keep it up Finders! Make us proud to be among you. Looked past during local searches for hard dick by the over forty crowd. Find your bliss ladies. Bliss has my endorsement. I will try to keep you all updated on my activities. For now they involve squandering large segments of my day to the task of looking at all you female Finders out there. Yes, you might as well know i have been masturbating to your doe-eyed, pink butt nostrils for some time. Wishing only for my time. I will leave it here for now. I hope to hear back from you Friends. Until next time.


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