Booty Call for Horny Guy  

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6/28/2006 3:36 pm
Booty Call for Horny Guy


COPIED from someone on AdultFriendFinder

BOOTY-CALL APPLICATION
Please complete after reviewing the attached Agreement.

Name_____________________

Marital Status
Married__ Not Married__

Age____

Phone(____)_________

Occupation________________________________

Height_____ Weight______

Gender(M/F/T?)___

Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)__ Other_________

How often do you want to call my booty? (check appropriate answer)
Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__

How long can you last (check appropriate answer)
1min __ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__
As long as your Viagra lasts__ All night__

Do you like giving oral sex (Y/N)__

Do you like receiving oral sex (Y/N)__

Breast size______? or Cock size_____?

Which do you prefer (check appropriate box)
One on one__ 3sum__ 4sum__ moresum__

While having sex, what do you do (check all appropriate answers)
Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__
Pant__ Sweat__ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__
Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__
Think of someone else?, If so who:___________ ?

List three positions you like:

1._____________________

2._____________________

3._____________________

What is ur preferred pace (check appropriate answer)
Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous__

When is the best time to reach you (check appropriate answer)
Morning__ Afternoon__ Night__

When can we get together? (check all that apply)
Morning__ Nooner__ Afternoon__ Happy hour__
Early evening_ Night__ Late Night__

How late can you stay out (check appropriate answer)
8-10pm__ 10-11pm__ 11-12am__ 12-2am__ all night__

Any talent or skills that would make you an excellent choice? (Y/N) if so, list
______________________________________________________________

______________________________________________________________

Lastly, Why should I pick you?
______________________________________________________________

______________________________________________________________

If a physical or in person booty call is not a possibility please indicate what is?
IM/Chat__ c2c___ Phone___ email__ other:_________________

Applicant? signature_______________________________ _ Date__________________

* Notification of ur hiring will be sent to you within 48 hours.
Pictures will generate a faster response and not just any pix!!! face, body, breast and pussy
pics. I want to know what I'll be fucking before I decide too fcuk with your ass.
Thank You

BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES

1. No sleeping over.
2. No meeting in public place unless its OK with both parties.
3. No calls at home ever.
4. No calls to talk about your day... I do not give a shyte... We are fuckers, not lovers.
4. None of that love making? you come to fcuk and you fcuk to cum.
5. No emotional conversations--- love is not a feeling between us.
6. No comparisons between previous fcuk's?, don't give a shyte.
7. No calling each other friends with benefits, we are not friends, we just fcuk, got it.
8. Calling out the wrong name while having sex is ok, just don't be offended.
9. No excessive clothing! Don't want you leaving anything when you leave.
10. No excessive perfume! Don't want to cause curiosity.
11. No marking the territory! Don't want to leave traces.
12. Do not be offended if I don't ask you how good it was don't give a shyte.
13. If someone asks who you are, tell them we just met.
14. Try not to make eye contact during sex the less connection the better.
16. Do NOT call me I'll call u!!! However, if accepted please feel free to call for the Booty call.
17. Please send face. Also body, breast and pussy pics too!!!!!!!!!!
18. and, Please, no kids (under 30), know what a VCR was, get the point! GOOD!

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