Women can be Devious  

rm_Gentle12553 66M
806 posts
3/3/2006 6:35 pm

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3/14/2006 7:11 pm

Women can be Devious


A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he got to the checkout line, she got in front of him.

"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who just died recently."

"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?"

"Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother?' It would make me feel so much better."

"Sure," answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!"

He stepped up to the checkout counter, and noticed that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"

"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.

hotfor2m 57F
10 posts
3/3/2006 7:39 pm

that is down right mean! .. i would never do that to anyone .. i wouldn't even pretend to be a stranger's relative, either.


southrnpeach333 50F

3/3/2006 7:53 pm

I am going to have to remember this one!


angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
3/3/2006 8:06 pm

Very funny Gentle....you'd better watch out for this with that nice smile of your.


singleagain53578 46F

3/3/2006 8:35 pm

LMAO that was hilarious!!!! Thanks for the good laugh and for sharing that one!!!

~SINgle~


MaggiesWishes 59F

3/3/2006 9:22 pm

That's so wrong. But, now there's more incentive to getting older then social security.

warm wishes


sassybelle21 32F
13313 posts
3/3/2006 11:53 pm

I loved it


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