Reverse our lives  

rm_Gentle12553 66M
806 posts
8/1/2006 8:20 pm

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8/2/2006 11:36 am

Reverse our lives


[B]I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first. Start out dead and get it out of the way. You wake up in an old age home feeling
better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy. You collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol and party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for high school. You go to primary school. You become a kid, you
play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby. You then spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case


rm_mangomami2 40F
364 posts
8/1/2006 8:49 pm

I second that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But it would be a hell of a squeeze to get in there !!!!!


catkit13 66F

8/1/2006 10:16 pm

didn't jonathan winters do that in "mork & mindy"? it was hilarious!


rm_wackywoman2 71F

8/2/2006 9:47 am

spoken like a true male....now ask for the female perspective.


rm_Gentle12553 66M
1378 posts
8/2/2006 11:36 am

    Quoting rm_wackywoman2:
    spoken like a true male....now ask for the female perspective.
Well, I'm waiting...always ready to listen...

Should I put on the coffee?

Be right over


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