Guts or Balls  

rm_Gentle12553 66M
806 posts
9/6/2006 6:29 pm

Last Read:
9/15/2006 5:59 am

Guts or Balls

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between the two?

In my constant effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below.

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:

"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say:

"You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
9/9/2006 1:45 pm

LMAO! Yikes!!!!!

TammyDHU 45F
246 posts
9/11/2006 3:20 pm

I know plenty of guys with both guts and balls, and I well know how to deal with them.

Thanks for clarifying though!!!

rm_wackywoman2 71F

9/14/2006 8:53 pm

I will take salacious ole man!!!111111111
the wackyone has spoken
you have again outdone yourself

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