Give Her the Finger?  

rm_Gentle12553 66M
806 posts
3/23/2006 7:50 pm

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Give Her the Finger?

I was riding out to the beach earlier today when I noticed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.

This sure pissed off the driver of the truck and he hung his arm out is window and gave the woman the finger.

" Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in
traffic, and here's why:

I drive about 48 miles each day around town,

about 16 miles is often bumper-to-bumper.

Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.

There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.

That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.

That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.

Statistically, females drive half of these.

That's 18,000 women drivers!

In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.

That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding.

That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide.

That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.

That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Give her the finger? I don't think so.

TammyDHU 45F
246 posts
3/23/2006 8:00 pm

And how many dangerous ones yakking, bitching, and debating on their cell phones???

angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
3/23/2006 8:05 pm

OMG...thats pretty heavy statistics! And add to that the cell phone...and make up in the car! Geez!

bluegirl39 49F

3/23/2006 8:09 pm

lmao....funny stuff...

clevergirl4U 58F

3/24/2006 2:25 pm

VERY funny!

Whispersoftly5 51F
15176 posts
3/24/2006 7:10 pm

LOL! This is good and probably not too far off the mark!!!

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rm_Poofers 66F

3/25/2006 8:09 am

Smart man.......LOL......huggs......poof.......

HBowt2 58F

3/26/2006 4:23 am

Never mind the Johnny Walker...this was a tonic...

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