Aren't you paying attention to me?  

rm_Gentle12553 66M
806 posts
4/27/2006 5:04 am

Last Read:
5/2/2006 4:12 am

Aren't you paying attention to me?

A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of her daughters swollen abdomen.

It only took the doctor a few moments to examine her and after a test said, "I believe your
daughter is pregnant."

The mother was irrate and she turned red with fury and she argued with the doctor that her daughter was a good girl and would never compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy. He must be incorrect, and what kind of a physcian was he to say such a horrible thing!

The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.

The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?"

"Yes, of course I am paying attention ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east, and three wise men came. I was hoping they would show up again and help me figure out who got your daughter pregnant

Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
4/27/2006 12:39 pm

LMAO!!! That cracked me up!!! Thanks!!!


imLadyBambi 58M/50F

4/28/2006 12:09 pm


That was good!!! lol

Lady Bambi

SweetDarlinAngel 39F
2996 posts
4/28/2006 3:03 pm

Gentle ...

I detect a bit of smart ass in your tone. That was very funny!



rm_Gentle12553 replies on 5/2/2006 4:13 am:
Who Moi! a Smart Ass......naaah a pain in the ass maybe? I just love a good story

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