Dumb Male Culture - MALE PHILOSOPHY #1 ("Why do Men/Women masterbait?")  

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6/4/2006 10:04 pm

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Dumb Male Culture - MALE PHILOSOPHY #1 ("Why do Men/Women masterbait?")


Why do MEN masterbate?

-They want IT now. They are lazy. Their imagination is better than reality. Their wives/girlfriends aren't hot. They can't get any. Their penises are shaped like a pringles can. Their woman talks too much. They can't stand the strange smell coming from their woman's cooch...
Cuz pre-mature ejactulations are ok when masterbating.

Why do Women masterbate?

-Their men are lazy. Their husbands just got done masterbating 2 mins ago. Their boyfriends move less then that vibrator your friend bought you for christmas. Their men had a pre-mature ejactulation. He fell asleep during sex. Their men's talk is harder than his penis. He is too drunk to find the hole. He can't find the hole when he is sober. The hair on his butt is longer than his penis. And the vibrator will outlast you, as long as you pack duracell.

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