The morning after the night before...  

rm_Garp402 52M
15 posts
7/12/2006 9:52 am

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The morning after the night before...


Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirin next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. He takes the aspirins then cringes when he
sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. He then notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping - -Love you!"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.

His son is also at the table, eating.

Jack asks "Son...what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your mind. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."

"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your trousers off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, you tart, I'm married!


Broken furniture £85.26
Hot Breakfast £4.20
Red Rose bud £3.00
Two Aspirins 0.38p
Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless

akron42   
2375 posts
7/12/2006 10:41 am

That's so funny!


countryheart_71 45F
8082 posts
7/12/2006 10:42 am

Huge brownie points!

~Country~


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