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Ladies and gentlemen, (and all you cu-tays who defy such boundries *wink*) I propose the notion that not being able to drive is the suxxorz. (Pardon my leet.) Seriously, my lack of automotive independence is really cutting into my social abilties. I'd been making do by riding my bike everywhere, (gaining a rather nicely toned ass, just in case you're interested... ) but now even that's gone. I can't live my life bumming rides from people... It makes me feel like a... Well, a bum!
'But Lexy,' you might interject, 'why not simply get your license?'
The answer my friends, is insurance. As you know, it's mandatory here in the Old Dominion, and I can't afford it.
'Huh?' you gasp, 'You can't afford a few thou a year?'
Haven't gotten a paycheck since last December. (Not that I was getting paid much even then. It's funny, that's one of the reasons I quit.)
It's not like I haven't been trying, it's just... I dunno, no one wants to hire me. (Hell, even McDonalds turned me down!)
I don't get it... Do I offend? :Sniffs pits:
I apply and apply. And those few times I get a reply, I'm too late the positions been filled, I don't have enough experience, they don't thing the positions right for me... ugh.
Maybe I'm too honest on the applications. I mean, I'm seriously incapable of fluffing my assets, few that the are. I'm a nice enough guy and all, but after a long stressful day of dealing with people who rub me the wrong way (not intentionally mind you, but a complaining customer is still a complaining customer) I can become a bit... touchy. Especially if I'm working past my meager hours without being paid for it! I mean come on, I've worked my but off, it's past time for me to go home, so no I don't want to take the trash out before I go!!!!one!
WHOA! Find your happy place Lexy... (MMM... cocks... )
Sorry, I'm better now. Anyway, I guess that means have a "negative attitude," but I can't be on all the time, ya know? I can handle stress as well as the next bloke, but I need to feel like it's worth it. Is a little appreciation too much to ask. No, scratch that, I was profusely THANKED for my efforts, but still it was highly critical praise.
Now don't get me wrong, I'll be the first to admit I'm a highly flawed individual. I'm clumsy, messy, and I don't really think too well on my own. I'm a frequent daydreamer too, so bad that I'll slip into fantasy mid task. And I loathe cleaning. (Doing dishes I'm fine with, but anything else, faggedaboutit.)
Skill wise, um, I can't say much aside from I like to to read and then do things by the book. I have artistic leanings, but too poor a work ethic to actually finish any project I start...
Like I said, I'm highly defective...
Sometimes I wonder if I'm useful for anything more than being a living cock cozy... I did toy around with the idea of being a sort of live-in sexual servant for some guy, even got a few offers... But thats kind of a drastic step, right? Besides I couldn't even get to any of the proffered positions if I wanted to, cuz I can't drive!
So now I'm stuck with a useless learning permit, awaiting the day I have suitable income to upgrade it to a full-fledged license...
I don't suppose any of you know any open positions?
5/9/2006 7:07 am
I can think of several open positions. Maybe you should just suck cock for $$? That's a fun position..|
5/23/2006 11:47 am
I suppose that would be fun, (who am I kidding, I'd positively love to do that for a living!) but it's not exactly... Legal? Plus, I wouldn't really know how to go about it, I'm not really bright enough to be... "self-employed."
Know any good pimps?
(I'm only kidding... Or am I? )