Dubs v Culchies....... dance off  

rm_FoggyRooster 38M
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12/8/2005 11:16 am

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12/6/2006 2:05 am

Dubs v Culchies....... dance off

Dubs v Culchies....... dance off

Dubs: To the tune of Country House by Blur

He lives in a house, a very big house, he's a culchie
Puts cabbage on his bread, has a big mutton head, he's a culchie He doesn't
pay tax, he wears dirty kaks, he's a culchie He only shouts,when he's got
Foot n Mouth, he's a culchie.

Its Majors he smokes, he can't tell jokes, He's a culchie
He doesn't have a shed, he has a barn instead, He's a culchie He doesn't
notice the smell that we think is hell, He's a culchie He drinks Beamish
stout, and knocks his neighbours out, HE'S A CULCHIE

Na na na na

The culchie response is...

She lives in a flat, a health board flat she's from Dublin. Wears skanky
tracksuits, robs stuff from Boots she's from Dublin. Got 3 girls one boy
,with daddy in the 'joy she's from Dublin. Makes ends meet, by begging in
the street she's from Dublin

He lives in a flat, a very small flat, he's a jackeen
Takes all manner of pills, nicks cash from tills, he's a jackeen. He doesn't
do a thing, he wears a sovereign ring, he's a jackeen His sister is worse,
she keeps spare knickers in her purse, she's a jackeen

And yet another verse

She's married to her brother and her sister is her mother, she's a culchie
Wears wellies into town and her fingernails are brown, she's a culchie.
She's four foot five and she's very very wide, she's a culchie Has only one
tit and she smells of shit, she's a culchie.

One more
She comes from Killiney, drinks bottles of Heine, she's a southsider. She
drives dad's beamer, her mom's got a cleaner, she's a southsider. You won't
get a ride, she's got too much pride, she's a southsider Manicured toes and
a cocaine nose, she's a southsider...

Na na na na


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/8/2005 5:30 pm

ah christ..
do i have to get rid of me wellies now
silky is a CULTIE
And proud
silky xx


__Amber__ 45F

12/4/2006 2:21 pm

Foggy gonna copy this onto my blog fair play its a classic

S xx


~~~ Amber ~~~


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