A couple of things on my mind tonight.  

rm_Fireball329 44F
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9/2/2005 1:05 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

A couple of things on my mind tonight.


The first subject is a little less serious than some of what I'm going to get into tonight, so I'll start with this. I must tell you that it annoyed the crap out of me.

I log in here tonight and see this message in my Inbox. How it got there I have no idea, it should have filtered out - but there it was. Get a load of this, folks.

"COCK SKIN DON'T TASTE ANY DIFFERENT AT ANY AGE . MY CUM MAY BE SWEETER. AND LET ME TASTE YOU CUM WHILE WERE AT IT"

That's right, folks. Misspelling, *screaming" in all capital letters, the whole deal. Unreal. The person in question gave his age as 58.

First of all, I never said one damn word about being age-biased - nowhere in my profile does it make a claim that I dislike "older" gentlemen. If someone can point out to me where I said, "Oh my Gawd, don't trust anyone over 40" or something similar, I will personally mail you my next paycheck. That is a promise. But I know you won't get the money - because I've never said any such thing.

Second of all, if this "person" thinks for one second, one MILLISECOND, that this kind of approach works on me - hell, on *any* female - he's going to be looking a hell of a long time, because NO ONE is going to bother to respond with a line like this. No one sane, anyway. It just goes to show that people do not read - this person probably never bothered to read this blog, my profile, any of my responses to the questions (and believe me, I was fucking *detailed*). Nope, why bother to read? That's too much work. Instead, let's throw out a stupid come-on line that probably last worked in a bar in 1974. *Maybe*.

I'm sorry, but it's responses like *this* that really tick me off - and I don't care if you're 58 or 18. It's not going to work. Try using some creativity and a little imagination - that is, if you still have any left.

And that's my response to *you*, Mr. I'm-58-But-My-Sacred-Sperm-Tastes-Wonderful. Too bad I'll never find out, huh?

Separate post coming on a different subject, it's too serious to include here.

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