Uncle Cooter's definitive word on blowjobs...  

rm_EveLWoman 55F
405 posts
5/29/2006 8:05 pm

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5/30/2006 3:49 pm

Uncle Cooter's definitive word on blowjobs...

Now I've seen a lot of crap about blow jobs lately. Whats the best, how dya like em. On and on. And I'm gettin a little fed up with it so here I am, pluggin my two cents worth on the subject. First off ladies, listen up cuz if there's one truth in the world it's this: The way to a mans heart is NOT though his stomack, it's through YOUR MOUTH! - well that and a really big set of tits...

And somethin else... you are not the queen bee of blowjobs. I dont care how deep you take a dick down your throat, or how well you use your tongue. It don't matter a lick. See ya's all think you gotta one-up the last blowjob the guy had. Ya don't. It aint a competition for us - well, beyond the race to actually GET one...

Take Aunt Fanny for example. Now this old bird, she's spent a whole lifetime studying the finer points of fellatio. Got it down to a science she does. Hell, she even practices on the mail man. And the yard boy... and that homeless guy...

Here's the point. Yer man don't give half a goats tit how well yer doin it...
Just so yer doin it!


amoldenough 69F
16436 posts
5/29/2006 8:39 pm

GREAT !!!!!

"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened."


ByteChaser2 52M

5/29/2006 8:52 pm

Right on old man! Right the hell on


NightsAndMaidens 48M

5/30/2006 2:57 pm

Er... Like the post, but I seem to remember a blow job or two that I'd wished I hadn't had. I guess what I'm trying to say is that there is such a thing as a bad blow job. In fact, I had to ask a women to stop once because she was about to draw blood with her teeth. Or, maybe I'm reading to deep into your post...

Anyway, the good ones are good, but it's the great ones that I am most fond of remembering.


rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
6/1/2006 9:28 pm

So basically, Uncle Cooter, you're telling us we can go on autopilot and it'll be ok? Like...I can think about my shopping list and stuff and it won't matter?

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


rm_bigchoklatdk 45M

6/2/2006 10:10 am

Sooooooo glad to see ya back in ACTION Eve!! B.T.W., nice pic!

Holla.


TTigerAtty 62M

6/2/2006 4:51 pm

You got it!


rm_JoeyD1214 59M
398 posts
6/10/2006 4:30 pm

100% ACCURATE - but an experienced lady sure is fun!


ps54 55M

6/29/2006 6:04 am

word.


SirMounts 102M

8/17/2006 1:35 am

EveLWoman...
Well, in that regard, I must be the exception to the rule then.
But I am also in agreement with everyone, that it's good to read your blog, EveLWoman. *smiling*


redmustang91 57M  
8559 posts
10/31/2006 3:53 pm

Good or great sex beats bad sex any day! With a good attitude any technical lapses can be forgiven. Willingness to put out the effort is important. Using hands with the mouth helps too!


HoofsTweakBixin 66M
8 posts
3/6/2008 2:34 pm

WELL I Just don't know. I guess I can say that all of the blowjobs that I've had fall into 2 catergories, good and great. Some women give blowjobs to please their man and some women give blowjobs to please themselves. The women that give head because they just plain
"love it" give the best head. All of the positions are great. I love to watch especially if the lady in question is sitting in front of me
dressed to thrill in sexy nylons and heels wearing sexy red lip stick
to match her nails. I love seeing those beautiful, full lips wrap around my cock as she lovingly licks and sucks my shaft stopping now and then so that I can bend down for a little make out session between sucks. It turns me on to interrupt now and then for a deep, wet kiss knowing my cock was just in her mouth. Sometimes I'll taste a little of my pre cum and that puts me over the top as I straighten up and my cock just slips back deep into her warm, waiting mouth. I love it when she opens her eyes and looks lovingly at me her eyes smoldering with passion as I "warn her" that I'm about to shoot my load and she squeezes my butt cheeks and pulls me closer as I spasm and cum again and again some of the pearly white cream dripping over those puffy red lips and she sucks me dry swallowing every drop and licking my cockhead for that very last drop as I bend down again to kiss her deeply and taste the traces of my own hot cum on those sexy, red lips.......


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
6/8/2008 5:36 pm

Omg that sounds like MzHuny..lol

Its good to be...ME


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