Still Surviving  

rm_EveLWoman 56F
405 posts
1/31/2006 4:02 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Still Surviving

And yet another take on the song, from.... well, if she wants to take blame or credit for it, she will

I Will Survive
... (music please)

At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches Lord I almost died,
But I'd spent oh so many yrs just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on. . .

But there you are,
Another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry,
I should have known that it was bullshit,
Just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans.

Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4,
Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out,
Don't you know we' re only joking when we say size doesn't count.


I will survive, I will survive,
Cos as long as I have batteries,
My sex life is gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex with a handful of latex,
I will survive, I will survive. ! . .hey . hey

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud,
But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin for a cordless multispeed,

Go on now go,
Just make a dash, Last time I saw a prick that small was watching
Gladstone run nude hash,
I should have asked for confirmation,
Should have asked for referees,
Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me.

Go on now go,
Just hit the track,
Don't you bring me home no tiddlers,
Cos I'll always throw them back,
The only thing that I could do with a prick as small as yours,
Is to stick it with a tooth pick
Dip it in tomato sauce.


Go on now go,
Get out of my sight,
I'm going back to my appliance,
Cos I know it's length is right,
And if I ever see your tiny tockley at my door,
You'll be counting up your inches as you pick them off the floor.

Go on now Go!

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
2/1/2006 10:23 am

LMOAO. Frikin Great. Loved you'l be counting up the inches as you pick them off the floor..LOL

slidein2meplz 62F
1994 posts
2/1/2006 1:56 pm

~~ LOL ~~ I love it...don't know who did it...but I love it. I had the unfortunate experienceONCE with a teeny weeny.Eve L Woman...ROCKS!

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
2/1/2006 3:30 pm

woot!! i love woot

nooner..are any posts about you?

outside of your own blog i mean...

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
2/1/2006 6:38 pm

SJ - the entire world revolves around him, didn't ya know?

THIS POST WAS GREAT!!!! (think I could pretend it was me???)

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

LadytoPleaseYou 64F
5447 posts
2/1/2006 8:53 pm

ROFLMAO!! This is the greatest! You really kick ass!

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
2/2/2006 1:35 am

This really is getting good.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

norprin5 55M

2/2/2006 4:52 pm

King Nor XVIII

norprin5 55M

2/2/2006 5:19 pm

y'know, i don't think it's tiller...i think it's silky!

King Nor XVIII

Fox4aKnight1 43F

2/3/2006 7:41 am

Oh btw I have a question..........would whoever wrote this paradoy mind it being sung in karyoke....sorry my spelling is awful.

UmbelSauteNippy 49M
2 posts
2/3/2006 10:11 pm

That's the greatest. Keep it up EW

keithcancook 60M
17783 posts
2/4/2006 4:11 pm

I warned you my brothers! See what they are serving as hors'doeuvres in here? On toothpicks no less!

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MaggiesWishes 60F

2/7/2006 1:04 pm

<~~ backs away bashfully, as could be the "possible" guilty party to the submission, could check her post, but ya never know?

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