Why I Can Never, Ever Run for Public Office  

rm_Elysia2005 43F
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11/20/2005 9:06 pm

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Why I Can Never, Ever Run for Public Office


So I'm in IM's right now, as I speak (type? blog? whatever) with someone I've been with a few times before, a really fun guy, and he said something about wishing he had video footage of us in bed together. He's the second (third?) guy lately to mention that possibility, excluding doing a little "show" on webcam, which the attention whore in me loves to do. Definitely something I'd consider. It wouldn't take a lot of convincing, either, if I can be sure that no one will ever see it but us. Paris Hilton I ain't!

And it wouldn't be the first time. Not exactly anyway.

Somewhere in Canada, there may still be floating around a single 8mm videotape. Nothing really special, nothing really fancy. Just me, and one very plain vibrator. Not even my beloved Wabbit. Just a normal wand-style one, buzzing away. I made it for a friend, one I've long since lost track of. Probably for the best, he's all the way in Canada and married to boot. Now, I don't even know if the tape still exists, and if it does, I trust him implicitly anyway. He was a pretty decent guy, infidelities aside. But then again, that video never showed my face. And so, if I do do that, I'll have to be extremely careful... or else the next tape floating around the internet will be "One Night in Elysia!"

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