Zucchini's Make the Best Lovers:  

rm_Ellenback 58F
903 posts
7/3/2006 9:49 am

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7/21/2006 4:24 pm

Zucchini's Make the Best Lovers:

Just had to put that out there...they really do!

You can pick them up almost everywhere without having to provide I.D., for about a dollar, they don't bring drama or neediness or whining into your life, they sit happily in a nice cold drawer just awaiting your desires, and you can even paint faces, or put bonnets on them, if you're weird that way! (I'll bet takethemoneyrun would do that!) SPECIAL NOTE: takethemoneyRUN is very very sick - he's got some virus that's sucking him to death...please stop by and lay some prayers on him!

You don't have to provide any hot food or beverages to them, they don't insist on 'fixing' your computer (GRRRR - I friggin' built MY OWN, and I've been around pc's since late 80's!!!) and they don't criticize the amount of dust, weird aromas, or choice of channel on your TV at YOUR apartment! Also, when you want to have physical fun with them, they don't say, oh..."that's for the THIRD date," nor do they tease you by letting you feel their package, wanting to 'cuddle' and getting you all excited, only to TURN YOU DOWN due to the '3 date rule!'

They stick around for as many hours as you want them to, they come with lovely little bumps and ridges, and yes, there are even some 'bendy' ones out there...and then?

You just toss them, for the skunks to find.../:>

Really, they GET LOST when you want them to...and they don't complain!

Damn lucky skunks, huh?

ZUCCHINI'S RULE (and their siblings, cucumbers, are pretty damn hot, too!)

I gotta get me a garden patch....)

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


MarcoPolo197676 40M
541 posts
7/3/2006 6:23 pm

No way cucumbers, yah right, seriously no, B.S., lol
Thanks for the comments, it worked out okay. (I think the soft booby hugs helped) I'm gonna be a busy boy next week,why does everything happen at once. Now I got too much on the go.


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
7/3/2006 8:08 pm

LOL Marco, cuz yer a hottie, and we all know it?? Too cool, babe, I'm happy fer ya, hope it all works out with the hot woman, hon...

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


rm_KKarebear 47F
27 posts
7/3/2006 8:56 pm

Well.. the zucchini is in and the cucumbers are cumming... lol... sorry ... coming....

I'll let you know when I got fruit... and you can drop by...

Now... lets talk carrots.... true... not as thick... but..... long.....

and when you take them out of the fridge... they are cold......

Hugs...

KK


goodatpoetry2 67M
13167 posts
7/3/2006 11:24 pm

Third date rule?
What's that?
If you're not nude when you answer the door, you WILL be by the time you get to the end of the hall!
LOL!


ChrisDL 47M

7/4/2006 1:57 pm

Zucchini - the ultimate vegetable, pleasurable, edible or environmentally friendly!


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
7/4/2006 5:11 pm

    Quoting rm_KKarebear:
    Well.. the zucchini is in and the cucumbers are cumming... lol... sorry ... coming....

    I'll let you know when I got fruit... and you can drop by...

    Now... lets talk carrots.... true... not as thick... but..... long.....

    and when you take them out of the fridge... they are cold......

    Hugs...

    KK

LOL KKarebear, ummmm fruit? Isn't that chock full of vitamins, like 'C' etc??? Need more strawberries, by the way....hehehe

I'm just waiting on potatoes - nothing like a nice hard potato in the early a.m.! LOL

Carrots, though, never really considered them...I tend to get those little baby finger ones, and wow, they'd just get stuck!

THANK YOU FOR FINALLY COMMENTING, YOU STALKER! I so knew that something on gardening would get you venting...LOL

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
7/4/2006 5:15 pm

    Quoting goodatpoetry2:
    Third date rule?
    What's that?
    If you're not nude when you answer the door, you WILL be by the time you get to the end of the hall!
    LOL!
Goodatpoetry, you haven't heard of the third date rule? Well, here on A.F.F., it simply means that first date, you meet, have coffee, go have wild uninhibited intercourse...then the second date, the girl gives you a BJ, no strings attached, and the third date, you merely shake hands and say goodbye, or better, you email her the 'sorry, I met someone' standard clause!!

Yup, 3 dates: about the duration of a relationship in this internet world!

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
7/4/2006 5:17 pm

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    I gotta get in my garden..I got fresh zucchini..yum..yum.
LOL MZH, I'd come over to your place, but I hear the train doesn't even stop in your town...apparently I'd have to throw my suitcase out by the Moose Lodge and then jump...???

Otherwise, I'd be there, in a heartbeat, to see them redlongnecked zucchini's...hehehe

Did I tell you recently how much I appreciate you coming for a visit? LOL Well, I dooooooo!~

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
7/4/2006 5:19 pm

    Quoting ChrisDL:
    Zucchini - the ultimate vegetable, pleasurable, edible or environmentally friendly!
ChrisDL: I like mine with cheese...lots of gooey, stretchy, juicy white cheese. Now, if we were talking about when it's cooked...ummmm hehehe

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


imLadyBambi 58M/50F

7/4/2006 10:03 pm

You make a convincing argument. I'm going to the grocery store now.

Lady Bambi


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
7/5/2006 5:13 am

LMAO imLadyBambi...don't people in the States still have to use food stamps?? I can just imagine that audit at the welfare office..."let's see - ummm- 22 zucchini's..?? Why on earth would you need 22 zucchini's?"

I remember once when I was sharing a house with my sister-in-law, and she went grocery shopping and came home with this weirdly shaped squash ...dummy me, I asked her, "oh, do you know how to cook that?" Talk about six degrees of separation - my brain, and my mouth! LOL

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
7/5/2006 5:31 pm

LOL TakethemoneyRUN is that like "a zucchini saved my life...I ate it?"

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


rm_KKarebear 47F
27 posts
7/10/2006 12:15 pm

Yup.... I am a stalker.... I just love to read and run..

Take Care

KK


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
7/10/2006 3:58 pm

LOL well, KKarebear, you missed a reference to you contained within another blog, so if you're a stalker, you're terrible at it! LOL Lessons forthcoming...hehehe

Thanks for stalking, and I know about the read and run, thing...you've got a busy life!

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


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