Welcome to the Jungle:  

rm_Ellenback 58F
903 posts
2/26/2006 6:28 pm

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6/11/2006 8:34 am

Welcome to the Jungle:

Once upon a time, all of the Playboy issues I could peruse featured these impossibly gorgeous creatures, long haired, buxom, with gleaming eyes staring out from the page. They also had this mysterious patch of thatch, uncombed in appearance, enticing and intoxicating in my underage and guilty Catholic glances. I would stare down at my poor excuse for a canoe, hoping and waiting for the first evidence of being a woman. Unfortunately, I did not begin to develop until I was almost 17 years of age, and it is only now in my 40's that my boobs have reached a 'C' cup. In my teens, 'AA' meant the humiliation of buying a bra from the 'girls' dept of Simpsons Sears, not the addiction designation it now brings to mind.

But, there was a time, in my 20's, when I sported a full thick growth of jungle hair, so long I could almost braid it...Then came the internet, and swinging parties, and seeing what other women were doing down there...landing strips, Brazilians, and full shaves were suddenly taking notice, and coming to the foreplay-front. Of course, with all that competition, this sexual being tried to fit in, and shaved...Yes, it does feel nice at times, and yes, there are lots of guys who don't like spitting hairs! But there is also an underground movement underway, guys that love thick Bushes...and so now the pendulum swings back again, perhaps?

I sure hope mine will grow back to its full luxuriance should I wish it to...I might have a fantasy to make happen...

Reminds me of when my son was 9, and shaved his eyebrows completely off. I remember him coming down the stairs, and I couldn't figure out what was missing...he had this permanently surprised look on his face...!!! Well, they did grow back, so perhaps there is hope?


rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
2/28/2006 7:28 pm

An ex and I used to go to this lover's motel in Sarasota, FL. The rooms had three channels of porn from three different eras. A sort of museum of porn: big hirsute bush from the 70s on one channel, trimmed bush but with huge peroxide blonde hair from the 80s, and contemporary shiny waxed pussies.

rm_bri28ma 39M
357 posts
3/1/2006 7:06 am

I do find a nice bush very femenine. I was in Santa Barbara some time ago and I stumbled onto an antique shop with vintage porn. I Spent nearly an hour leafing through Playboy's from the 60s. I like them so much better than those of today! Natural breast, soft, feminine bodies, and of course, hair! I wonder where the trend for shaving started...was it a thing of utility (porn stars giving everyone a better view of their goodies? a need for less flossing after a meal?) or is it the aesthetics of looking pre-pubescent? I do hope the bush comes back...but please still shave the lips...it's sooo much tastier that way! -Bri

rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
3/1/2006 4:49 pm

LOL considering you guys are both in the States, I'm really surprised there were no 'BUSH' comments in here...Thank you for holding your tongue, now share it with me...

I certainly hope it's not the pre-pubescent thing, Bri, there's enough of that type of adoration going on, what with flat-chested lanky models everywhere you look, big doe eyes, and bow-legged bareness. Why can't we return to voluptuous women being not just the norm, but the benchmark? And I'm with you on the lips, but those suckers are hard to shave..LMAO

Voodoo: now I'm intrigued - a LOVER'S motel, with 'ROOMS' AND 3 channels of porn? Dang, send me that address...LOL That sounds like swap heaven...

justforfun3X3 56M
143 posts
3/3/2006 9:49 am

I guess I am part of the "revolution"! Here is a post I made to the advice lines a few weeks ago concerning one of th "to shave or not to shave" questions. They were complaing about getting a ahir in their mouths while giving oral. Geezus. Well, it is self-explanatory.

Okay, all you hair-o-phobe, pussy-eating, pussies listen up! Male and female.
(Ooooooo, I got a hair in my mouth, Ooooooo, I better stop eating pussy, Ooooooo.)

Big, fucking, dark, hairy, NATURAL BUSH=PRIMO PUSSY! Deal with it! Bury up and muff dive! Nuff said. (Grow up.)



rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
3/3/2006 7:24 pm

Gee, no one ever mentioned the OTHER alternative: get all your damn teeth pulled out...

Ok so there will still be little ones at the back of your throat, but cats have been licking themselves for eons, and all it takes is a good hack hack and it's gone..

Wish this kitty could lick itself!

Thank you, Tit King, Overlord of the Dark Castle that holds this Irish princess captive, guarded by a insomniac Dragon. Anyone got any sleeping pills?

horny4770 60M
8158 posts
3/4/2006 11:51 am


You made me think way back; the first girl I ALMOST had sex with was my first upclose and personal look at “the patch”. Now she had HAIR! There could have been a tribe of pygmies living in there far all I knew. For quite awhile all others were based on that first 'benchmark’ view.

Then the era of trimming close and shaving. It may be the designer in me that looks for aesthetic flow in what appeals to me now but I like that look. If you start at the top and work downward; a covering of hair on top that doesn’t cover that balanced design and placement of the facial features, the smooth vertical lines of the neck, then the shoulders with the clavicle forming a slight “V” and pointing downward to the space between the breasts which BTW gravity tugs gently vertically as well. Following again a vertical line down across the tummy to the belly button. Now in my opinion; a neatly trimmed triangle pointing to that vertical crease (canoe as you put it) where the thighs form their own “V” or a narrow strip just above inviting to go just a little lower or even nothing at all. Let the canoe be honored for what the canoe is; living artistry.

And then add a sensitive nose and curly hair . .

If I had more time I would go into detail, so, off the top of my head that’s my view point.

Good luck with that fantasy!


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