WEBCAMS: TOP TEN PAGING QUESTIONS  

rm_Ellenback 58F
903 posts
7/12/2006 3:43 am

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WEBCAMS: TOP TEN PAGING QUESTIONS

They're great, aren't they? You can check someone's age, appearance, whether they have teeth, and it gives you a fairly accurate assessment of their personality, well, the ones who show their faces, at least! It's my I.D. checker, and I don't understand why more guys who are looking to hook up with women in here don't have them! Especially when you can get one so cheaply nowadays! Oh, AND SMILE, once in a while!

If all we are searching for on here is a dick, no brain accessories attached, then there are plenty to be found (omg, are there EVER!) What absolutely slays me is that in the chat rooms I'll get paged many times to "show me more" and otherwise follow a script (THEIRS!) I can be on cam, showing only my face, and perhaps my shoulders, and I'll get, in a half hour, most or all of the following questions:

#1: stand up (then I can't type!)
#2: are you wet (duh! perma-wet!)
#3: wanna see 'brestes' (spell it right!)
#4: my WIFE/GF wants to see your 'brestes' (LOL, like she's even there?)
#5: CUM see MY cam (yeah, and crash my system?)
#6: are you a musician? (well, yes, you read that SOMEWHERE, right?)
#7: wanna cyber? (UMMM...no!)
#8: you have MSN? (ummm..yes, but see #7!)
#9: show your ass (you mean, my tattoo?? hehehe)
#10: is that a dress, or a top? (ummm...it's the matching other half to my GRANNY PANTIES!)

So what questions work? Which ones do I answer? Well, I love to talk music, and writing, and I usually respond to the 'also a musician' comments, particularly if they are local to me! See, I go for the NON-SEXUAL pages...GET IT? Also, if anything is still on my 'To Do' list, and you mention it...pilots, Harley's, etc...guaranteed!

I admit, it's an ego boost, it's my equivalent to walking by a bunch of hot, wet, bronzed firefighters with no shirts on, just those reflective suspenders, hosing down their driveway, and having them perv me with comments and winks. (Interlude: cold shower time - nah, had a shower, gotta do something else for a couple mins - AFK, BRB....)

PLEASE ENJOY THE MUSIC...

OK, I'm back now...

Ahhhhh much better! Where was I?

Oh yes, webcams! I bought mine for $5 at a yard sale, and I must say, the picture quality is not too shabby for the price! It gives me a 'rosy' glow, which I augment with the appropriate lighting, of course! I even get dressed up for my 'cam date'- put on makeup, just a touch to hide the Samsonites under my eyes, brush my hair, choose a sexy top...

But what's with the rating system in there? 77 viewers, and only 2 'perfect 5' votes? And there's always someone who rates me 1.87 out of 5...BAN! And when I get rude comments, or very young viewers, it's 'Ignore/Decline/Ban'...

It's my prerogative, right???

Still, I enjoy watching cams in the chat rooms...especially the 'Woody' cam! LOL omg I just have to say, he's adorable - cute, sexy, hot looking, self-effacing, and so much fun to party with, but he's such a HO! Gotta love the Woody, though, HO, or NO!

I just wish that the cams didn't get minimized the minute you type something in the room, because then you might miss something important!

And the guys that practically cream their jeans when you check out their cams? I've had guys with the cam on their faces, and the minute they see my name on their summary list, they whip the lens down to their crotches and pull out Mr. Unhappy! That constitutes a 'flasher' in my books, which is not always a bad thing, well, not if you're me, and you're travelling in the back of a car with a bunch of hootin' horny friends, on the 401, and the truck driver beside you looks bored!

But, don't pretend to be one thing (unashamed, showing your face) and then turn into a huge dick, or worse yet, to paraphrase my buddy wetta_one "a skinny noodle dick"

She's right, it's all about the GIRTH!
Oh, and peaches, too...

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle



rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
7/12/2006 3:47 am

Gotcha back, Wetta!

Now all you have to learn is how to put my profile pic up, like I plastered YOUR AZZZZZZZ all over this posting!

hehehe

Elle


horny4770 60M
8158 posts
7/12/2006 1:39 pm

I did enjoy the music....but you were gone soooo very long I was starting to miss ya....what did you say were doing again? lol

Now, you're too cute for your own good! lol

H.


Intensity4U 52M
7432 posts
7/12/2006 3:08 pm

Hey Ellenback I've never done the cam but I appreciate your tour and the message decoding - thanks for insight.


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
7/12/2006 3:59 pm

    Quoting horny4770:
    I did enjoy the music....but you were gone soooo very long I was starting to miss ya....what did you say were doing again? lol

    Now, you're too cute for your own good! lol

    H.
Awwww Horny, you'll always be my sweetie, and it was so long ago, what I was doing, that I have to go do it again and remind myself just what it felt like! LOL

Don't that make ya all hot and bothered, huh?

Thanks for being faithful to me, well, as faithful as you can be with a Honeypot under your nose! Sticking by me thru everything, is what I really mean, I think!

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
7/12/2006 4:02 pm

    Quoting Intensity4U:
    Hey Ellenback I've never done the cam but I appreciate your tour and the message decoding - thanks for insight.
Hey
that's a real nice ass...commanding, suave, and yet, commanding...now I have TWO hot things in my vision to work off!
And yah, I thought it was so hot that I had to see it twice in one posting... You let me know if you ever DO pick up a Logitech, huh?

Thanks for cumming!

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


Wordsmith2004 36M
7233 posts
7/12/2006 8:40 pm

I admit, it's an ego boost, it's my equivalent to walking by a bunch of hot, wet, bronzed firefighters with no shirts on, just those reflective suspenders, hosing down their driveway, and having them perv me with comments and winks. (Interlude: cold shower time - nah, had a shower, gotta do something else for a couple mins - AFK, BRB....)

Now Wordy knows what to get ya' for Christmas....

A LITTLE TOY FIRE TRUCK!!

Cuz you're so..."suggestible" of course, whaddya think I meant?

Oh yessss...I strongly suggest to check out my latest blog

There's Something I Have To Get Off My Ass...err..Chest!

Hint, hint

Conserve Water and Prevent Global Warming: Shower With A MILF!


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
7/13/2006 5:31 am

    Quoting Wordsmith2004:
    I admit, it's an ego boost, it's my equivalent to walking by a bunch of hot, wet, bronzed firefighters with no shirts on, just those reflective suspenders, hosing down their driveway, and having them perv me with comments and winks. (Interlude: cold shower time - nah, had a shower, gotta do something else for a couple mins - AFK, BRB....)

    Now Wordy knows what to get ya' for Christmas....

    A LITTLE TOY FIRE TRUCK!!

    Cuz you're so..."suggestible" of course, whaddya think I meant?

    Oh yessss...I strongly suggest to check out my latest blog

    There's Something I Have To Get Off My Ass...err..Chest!

    Hint, hint
you can get me a fire truck, but please, be driving it! LOL It's that ass, I think I'm getting obsessed with guy's asses..hehehe

Definitely will, Wordy, you're on my 'watch' list hon!

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
7/13/2006 5:35 am

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    I ain't cammed yet..still trying to get up the nerve.
You, MzH? You are a solid block of steel, my Huny, you should have no worries or doubts in your mind about all this. But, I was nervous too the first time, and now it's as natural to me as breathing heavy...LOL

I think you'd be absolutely gorgeous on a cam, MZH! I hate having pictures of myself taken, but for some reason, that cam can be flattering to ya!

How's that extra blog you're working on coming along, btw?

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


Intensity4U 52M
7432 posts
7/13/2006 7:55 am

Hey Elle A suave ass? Hmm... and I was hoping to impress you with my mind. I guess I should've proofread my comment.

I have a cam, but I just haven't been that adventurous yet. I'll definitely let you know when I'm ready to give it a go. So... I should try a cam position aimed at my ass and then quickly switch to my face the minute I see your name?


digdug41 49M

7/13/2006 6:03 pm

OMG thats too funny I wish I could catch you one night and no the conversation would be far from sex although it is a sex site those thoughts dontinvade my every waking thought cyaroun the blogs hun take care

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
7/13/2006 7:04 pm

    Quoting Intensity4U:
    Hey Elle A suave ass? Hmm... and I was hoping to impress you with my mind. I guess I should've proofread my comment.

    I have a cam, but I just haven't been that adventurous yet. I'll definitely let you know when I'm ready to give it a go. So... I should try a cam position aimed at my ass and then quickly switch to my face the minute I see your name?
Your picture impressed me with your ass, your blog impressed me with your writing, AND your mind...

And no, aim it at your face, and then SWITCH to your ass when I tell ya to! LOL

(((firmasshugs))) (yeah, I changed it, just for YOU!)

ELLE


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
7/13/2006 7:06 pm

    Quoting digdug41:
    OMG thats too funny I wish I could catch you one night and no the conversation would be far from sex although it is a sex site those thoughts dontinvade my every waking thought cyaroun the blogs hun take care
digdug41 it's not that hard to find me...just come to the Ontario chat room, baby! LOL

Would love to talk more with you, absolutely!

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


ArtDent99 45M

7/13/2006 8:51 pm

Its funny, but I remember being introduced to a very wonderful woman when she perved me! I also remember standing up . But to be fair, I think I secretly perved you quite a bit first


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
7/14/2006 4:45 am

And I'm not at all jealous about the other woman, Art! LOL And, just maybe, when you stood up, you had YOUR PANTS ON!

Told ya I was a 'mold-breaker' - setting the tone, forging the paths, going where others fear to tread...or is that 'mould'?

Ella the Spella and I am stuck for a word? Geez, you just know I have to do the research on that one, now, don't you?

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


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