The Blanket Test:  

rm_Ellenback 58F
903 posts
6/11/2006 1:35 pm

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6/12/2006 4:12 pm

The Blanket Test:

This situation just happened to a good girlfriend of mine, and it appealed to me, as it would appear to be a great barometer of just how much a guy cares about you:

Juicy Lucy (that's what I call her in MY head!) is single, and hot, and no, she's NOT on this site!
She was dating a guy for a few weeks, things had NOT been intimate, and one lazy afternoon they went out for lunch, deciding to go to his place afterwards and watch a DVD. She was dressed appropriately for a date, wearing a short skirt, tight booby shirt (ok, I'm only visualizing here...licensing rules of author are being applied!)and bare legs with sandals, but, you have to bear in mind, Juicy Lucy is NOT the kind of girl to bed down just cuz it's been a while...she's waiting for THE ONE! And, of course, he KNEW this about her - he had said this was why he was interested in her!

She became chilled as she sat on his couch, and of course, did what any self-respecting girl would do...she asked for a blanket to snuggle up under, cover her bare legs with, etc., etc....

And, of course, being the gentleman he was, he replied, "Oh, sorry, I don't have any blankets..."

WTF?

After freezing for a few more minutes, she asked again, "Well, what about a blanket or cover from your bed?"

Again, being a good host, he replied, "No, sorry, it's too difficult to put back on..."

It turned out, after a few more queries, that he DID INDEED have blankets in his linen closet, but for some reason, he didn't want her to touch them.

She got up and left shortly after.

Well, WTF did he expect?

#1: What was up with him not wanting to get her a warm cover? Did he think she had cooties? Was he ogling her hot legs and didn't want to spoil the vision?

#2: Why wouldn't he have cuddled up to her? If my below suppositions are correct, then this would have been the smartest, and easiest, choice!

#3: Was he just an asshole of the biggest calibre? A terrible host? A ???

This proved to her, without a doubt, that he had no empathy for her, that she was probably just a booty call...and when the booty ain't happening, then the calls stop!


But, he knew ahead of time that she wasn't going to get busy with him so soon in their relationship...yet it seems that perhaps he'd still hoped that she would change her mind, even if it was solely temperature-driven!!!

Would YOUR lover bring you a blanket if you were cold?

Would YOUR lover cozy up to you and try to make you more comfortable, even if it meant that the established boundaries might be tested, with no end result?


Would YOUR lover still call you, even if there was NO possibility of booty...?

Should I talk JUICY LUCY into joining this site?

This moment of clarity has been brought to you by:

THE DRAGON!

(((softanderoticallyarousedboobyhugs)))

Elle


Note to Self: when looking for a suitable jpg of a blanket, stay away from sex toy sites...Geez, I've been looking for over an hour, and ya know? There are a HELLUVA lot of toys out there...and I completely forgot about the DAMN BLANKET!!! /:>

Bad, bad, dragon....


SleekIcilyVarix 41M

6/12/2006 3:47 am

I'm thinking number 3 is an apt description of the guy. She probably shouldn't bother with this site though. By most accounts the #3's outnumber the sweet guys (and my clones are few and far between -ha!) Send her somewhere like True instead.
~Fire


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
6/12/2006 5:44 am

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    If a guy couldn't cuddle or bring me a blanket..I'd be outta there too.
You 'n me both, MZHuny, and it's an honour to make your legendary acquaintance! Thank you for stopping by - I'm all goosebumpy now! LOL

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
6/12/2006 5:46 am

    Quoting SleekIcilyVarix:
    I'm thinking number 3 is an apt description of the guy. She probably shouldn't bother with this site though. By most accounts the #3's outnumber the sweet guys (and my clones are few and far between -ha!) Send her somewhere like True instead.
    ~Fire
Fire, I have never heard of True, but I agree: she's wayyyy too sweet and innocent for a Devi's Den of Inequity like this site...LOL

Leave it for us old horny chicks to populate!

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


horny4770 60M
8158 posts
6/12/2006 1:49 pm

The guy was a dick and actually probably saved her from a world of hurt in the long run.

The art of being nice to someone else without getting in return is lacking in this world.

btw-I like to cuddle under the blankets and I have plenty!

H.


1girlrevolution 46F

6/12/2006 2:58 pm

Well, I don't have a regular lover to snuggle with, sigh. I guess I'll be getting my own blankets. How pathetic.

~1girl


runzwithknives 59F

6/12/2006 3:58 pm

Pathetic is being a bit generous 1girl.
Any decent person would bring a blanket or hand over the sweater/jacket..
Your lover damn well jump to get one. And snuggle under it with you to boot.
Yes, tell her to join. Think she'll blog?


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
6/12/2006 4:10 pm

    Quoting horny4770:
    The guy was a dick and actually probably saved her from a world of hurt in the long run.

    The art of being nice to someone else without getting in return is lacking in this world.

    btw-I like to cuddle under the blankets and I have plenty!

    H.
Now there's a hot gentleman: HORNY!!! He'd get you the blanket, and THEN cuddle under it with you...

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
6/12/2006 4:12 pm

    Quoting 1girlrevolution:
    Well, I don't have a regular lover to snuggle with, sigh. I guess I'll be getting my own blankets. How pathetic.

    ~1girl
That's not pathetic...it's ummm independent, yah, that's it...!!!

By the way, you're so sizzlin', you don't need blankets!!!

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


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