Profiles: SOME ARE UNREADABLE!  

rm_Ellenback 58F
903 posts
4/3/2006 6:29 am

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6/11/2006 8:26 am

Profiles: SOME ARE UNREADABLE!

Please spell-check your profile for grammar, punctuation, and obvious errors. I'm not talking about saying "too" when you mean "to"...

But run-on sentences, no periods, and really out there errors...It's 'TONGUE', 'DISCREET' and 'ORGASM'...

I hate checking out a profile, using up my quota, only to find nonsensical, no-effort information, that I just can't understand. A little bit of trouble goes a long way on your profile, and yes, I know if you correct it or modify it, and you're a standard member, you are basically invisible until it's verified and given the A F F seal of approval, but geez!

I have a good friend who cybers all the time, and she says the sex is soooo much better with guys that can spell, and it's an extra benefit if they can also TYPE FAST!

That mutually rewarding climax just won't happen when we're spitting wine at the monitor because of 'oh my god i'm gonna organizm...' or you're waiting expectantly for the next line, and the clock keeps ticking while the guy hunts for the 'a' on the keyboard....

Ummm, am I oversharing?

DRAGON STATUS: PURPLE with iridescent twinges of GREEN

Oh, and it's THAI FUSION, not FISSION (depending on how that spicy food interacts with your constitution, I suppose?)

(((squishyboobyhugs)))

Elle


GuyWhoListens2u 56M
325 posts
4/3/2006 12:40 pm

"sex is soooo much better with guys that can spell"

That is funny. Eye hope it includes guise that no how two due spell checking.


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
4/3/2006 5:38 pm

Well, it has to, since guys that spell check are obviously much more larned than those that refuse to even try when they're unsure!

It's like a guy who keeps going down on you but always hangs just left of the spot you need...tell him, push his head, or otherwise urge him to the right one, and the spell checkers will go there, but the "i'm never wrong" guy just won't!

I think the "sex is better with guys that can spell," also includes those that have worked hard in college - their minds are just so much more open! It seems to be a frame of reference for me.

(((squishyboobyhugs))) Have missed your chat!

Elle


iluvjbsinaz 55M

4/3/2006 5:44 pm

Besides, everyone knows FUSION releases much more energy and is much more explosive than FISSION. It's all about the coming together being better than splitting apart....


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
4/3/2006 6:45 pm

LOL Hey, YOU knew that, and I knew that...but there are those that don't! Looks like I win the fight, too...

Dang, we nukliar fissicists is smart....huh?

Thanks for stopping by!

(((squishyboobyhugs)))

Elle


rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
4/6/2006 6:45 am

Heh! Drives me nuts too.

How 'bout when they type "masterbation" when it's spelled correctly just below in the "Sexual Activities that Interest".

The big one is "discreet" as you noted.


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
4/6/2006 7:03 pm

Hmmmm big ones are seldom discreet, Voodoo...maybe part of wanting to be discreteis due to the tool size?

I hate that spelling of masterbation, especially since I'm a woman..we need a new term for that pleasurable act, when it applies to a female.

Any ideas?

MsBatabate...LOL where 'Bat' is short for Batteries!

Thanks for stopping by!

(((squishyboobyhugs)))

Elle


ArtDent99 45M

4/9/2006 11:03 am

MISSterbation.
MasterBUZZion
TimewithaPocketRocket
Tango in Vaginaville


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
4/9/2006 7:13 pm

LOL Art! No MASTER in any of those...!!! And hey, how did YOU know bout my pocket rocket anyways?

hehehe

(((squishyboobyhugs)))

Elle


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