Ok so now I'm locked out of chat...LMAO  

rm_Ellenback 58F
903 posts
1/21/2006 10:06 pm

Last Read:
7/15/2016 2:36 pm

Ok so now I'm locked out of chat...LMAO

Change one little thing on your profile, and suddenly no more account till they look thru your drawers, huh?

So I may as well keep writing. I'm hoping there are a few people in here who actually spend time reading these blogs.

Jonesing for AdultFriendFinder Chat, NewsCentre 4, update at 11, Geeeee, that is how it feels...something about not being able to see your crush hitting on others and biting your tonguebar. If I didn't feel so manipulated, I'd be so over ya.

Why is the combination of brains and humour so sexy, so lethal, to me? Stimulation begins in the head, if you haven't heard.

A woman wants a man with no force field
Open and welcoming atmosphere
That warmth can feel awful good late on a cold January nite.

Sometimes music IS better than sex. At least I can get that right....

Podcast at 8...LMAO

sexyblokeinlincs 54M
470 posts
1/22/2006 4:18 am

Some of us can still read! In teh meantime here's a combination of brains and humour for you:

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.

"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye
contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group,
"It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the
price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."


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