DISCREET?  

rm_Ellenback 58F
903 posts
7/4/2006 5:53 pm

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7/21/2006 11:25 pm

DISCREET?

Main Entry: dis·creet
Pronunciation: di-'skrEt
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French
having or showing discernment or good judgment in conduct and especially in speech :
PRUDENT; especially : capable of preserving prudent silence

Wow!

You'd think, since this is probably the most frequently used word in profiles here, that those who choose to use this word to describe themselves would take a few moments to FRIGGING LEARN

#1: HOW TO SPELL IT
(NO, it's NOT 'DISCRETE'OR 'DISCREAT'

and,

#2: WHAT THE F IT MEANS!

I hate that word! It's everything I am not, really...it smacks of rules, caution, obeying the laws of mankind and nature and every damn politician smart enough to write something down and have it stick, just because he (always a he!) was able to force it down people's throats long enough that they bought it....!

Ok, look at this: Related Words cautious, chary, circumspect; foresighted, forethoughtful; discerning, discriminating, sage, sane, sapient, sensible, wise; canny, provident; astute, perspicacious, sagacious, shrewd....

Like ewwwwww! Why do I think of circumcision with a lot of those words? And sage??? Go stuff a turkey with THAT word...save it for the ancients in your neighbourhood!

This site is SOOOOOOO NOT about being cautious, sensible, or discerning....it's about meeting people for relationships, love, friendship, and oh yeah:

#1 answer on the board:
SEX!!!
(hopefully, hot wild incautious, insensate, insane, and uncanny SEX!!!( but, please USE a condom!)

Yah, baby, dump that 'discreet' word right off your profile, and let's get busy...

Unless, of course, you're married, then you kinda need something like that word on there...and I vote for 'circumspect' for all of you that are! Course, if people can't remember how to spell 'discreet'..they sure as hell aren't going to remember how to spell those 3 syllables!!!

As someone 'sage' told me, when a guy says he wants to see my 'breats' at some point, usually within 10 seconds of getting my attention.."just tell him to spell it like this:"TITS"

It's sooooo much easier for a fucktard to spell...

Why would a single person describe themselves as being 'discrete,' or needing 'discretion' in their lives? Is needing companionship, love, and a matched set of 38DD's, in your life, so em-bare-ass-ing to you?

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
7/4/2006 6:53 pm

Hi, now I'd like you to sit over there and relax hone. Y'see discretion is not the worst thing, you are sat aintch'a? Its PREFER NOT TO SAY. WTF = Im not slim petite Im fucking humongous, Im not 5'8" Im 2'3" or, I prefer not to lie until I've got your attention then I'm gonna lie like a con artist if I like ya.
Pisses me off Good blog babe.


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
7/4/2006 7:17 pm

Well, funintheday2006, I WAS gonna write about PNTS, too, but ya beat me to it! LOL ya bubble burster!!! Oh, and whether I'm sitting or not? PREFER NOT TO SAY!!! hehehe

((((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


amoldenough 70F
16436 posts
7/4/2006 7:19 pm

We all know what "prefer not to say" means. It means they are MARRIED!

"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened."


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
7/4/2006 7:22 pm

amoldenough Or, bisexual, or warty, or fugly, or just a damn fucktard, and they know it! LOL

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


imLadyBambi 58M/50F

7/4/2006 10:00 pm

Ellen-Elle-El-L

I can just picture you as a stand-up comic!

Lady Bambi


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
7/5/2006 5:09 am

Hey, can I kneel, or squat, while I do that routine, imLadyBambi???

Standing's for boring people, all that 'groping and grovelling of minions at one's feet...' hmmmmm actually, can I change my mind?? LMAO

Thanks, LadyB!! And you're right, as I mature (ahem!) my name does get shorter...if I'm still around at 70, I truly will be just 'L'...

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


ArtDent99 45M

7/5/2006 5:37 am

I can mean we are married, I can also mean we won't hop up and yell "Hey ! Guess who I put the tube-steak too! WHoooooooooooooT!!!! "

Usually it means we are married though


wetta_one
941 posts
7/5/2006 3:49 pm

The 'apparently' single guys saying it is the funniest. Like as if they won`t kiss and tell, pfffft. This site has a lot to answer for I believe, they never used the word before in their life, but once they sign up on this place, BAM!!!It sticks to them like bird shit, rules their life, they`ll find themselves saying it in normal day to day life. Then everyone will know YOU`RE ON AdultFriendFinder!!!


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
7/5/2006 5:28 pm

wetta_one I never even thought of that...it's a dead giveaway, ain't it? LOL Like when they buy a package of socks at Wal-Mart, and they ask the cashier to "please be discreet" when they scan the UPC code...(ummm can you tell I'm involved in retail?)

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


1girlrevolution 47F

7/6/2006 12:21 pm

Good one! Let's all be discreet and post a profile on a sex-based website. Sure. And while we're at it, how about No Strings Attached? I love that. Can we all spell "fucktard" or "asshat"?

~1girl


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
7/6/2006 1:32 pm

No, not everyone 1girlrevolution...just the edumacated fucktards and asshats! The rest of them spell it, "shatzsaa" and "tackfurds"...

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


GreyFox_in_LV 68M
167 posts
7/6/2006 2:20 pm

I must say i'm impressed. Vocabulary in action.
Thing the one I hate the most is "Ya Know"

Enjoying your blog. Your on my watch her in action list now.

Why does "Fuck" get over used and abused. It's used so often to mean so many different things I'm never sure how to use it anymore. I chalk it up to a lack of vocabulary especially by the yut of today.

Bed speelr ut da wulrd u nite!


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
7/6/2006 6:32 pm

Thank you OldGeezer59 and I just bet you'd love to watch me in action, "ya know?" hehehe

I think "Fuck" is just filler now, and the taboo against saying that word, even out in public, has been lifted, so it's F this, and F that, mother F'er...really! Didn't it once stand for, as a short form, 'Fornication under Crown Kingdom,' and applied to those who lived in specific towns, where they were taxed for having sex, or children, since the two things went hand in hand before contraception?

So what the fuck? LOL

Stirring the pot, just a little, and thanks for adding me to your watch list! I'll forgive poor spelling if the thoughts are deep...Hell I'll forgive just about anything to those with enough brains to like me!

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


GreyFox_in_LV 68M
167 posts
7/8/2006 4:48 am

Actually the phrase "Fuck You" came from the English as it was directed toward the french. It was derived from "Pluck Yew". The English had the long bow, ( a most deviating weapon at the time.) The French had standing orders to cut off the middle finger of english bowmen. In the ensuing battle, the Long Bow and english where victorious. From this event, or so the story goes, came the one finger salute, showing they still had their middle finger and the phrase "Pluck You" which became "Fuck You"
Or so the story goes.

And Like you, I adore you darling Elle. You got brains and style.
My kind of woman. and no never could spell. I can do math though.


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
7/8/2006 9:55 am

Love that story, Geezer, and no, I'd never heard that! It really makes sense, too...more than mine did, but I kind of liked the analogy of the townspeople rising up as one and yelling, "Fuck you!" to the King!

LOL

Thank you for kind comments, too, hon!

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


adbacula 37M

7/9/2006 1:30 pm

When I first joined AdultFriendFinder (2wks ago?), I answered so many profiling questions my eyes were going buggy. Some of them, like "discreet", were just filters to me. Why lessen the odds I thought. Since then, and after reading your post, I've been going over it, to ensure it reflects my personality and what I'm looking for more accurately. I think it's there now, except I need to write my introduction better. I just used the generic descriptions mostly. I mean, when we first joined this site, all we wanted was sex. Right? All of a sudden I'm being psychologically profiled, and am required to write a book?

Cheers, (love the softboobyhugs)
addy


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
7/9/2006 3:33 pm

LOL adbacula, do you want me to help you write something out for that 'generic' description? And yes, just like you are profiled throughout your life, in bars and the like, online you are also profiled, hopefully by your target markets if it is accurate, and if it is not, by the nutbars and fuckchops...

Can you tell I'm in marketing? LOL It's all in how you sell it, baby, so if someone needs help with selling themselves, I may just be the best thing to happen to them! hehehe

I could sell anything to anyone, as that's what I do, and people that have worked for me will tell you, "how the hell did she talk me into this pain-in-the-ass thing for almost no money?"

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


adbacula 37M

7/10/2006 1:13 pm

UPDATE

I rewrote it, but if you think it's inadequate, I'd love to see what you'd come up with.

Cheers,
addy


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
7/10/2006 3:55 pm

Love it! Especially the 'polyamory' part...hehehe

But what's with the 'prefer not to say's' on the endowment? Don't have a dowry, and would rather not tell us that? LOL

I'm just kidding...it's much better, trust me!

Read my stories about Gopherman...that's where you can find your clues about how I feel about polyamory, if that's what it means, and wow, do I need to research that word!

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


Brainy42 53M

7/21/2006 1:52 pm

Actually there is such a thing as "discrete". It's a mathematical term refering to concepts of things not requiring continuity. The set of whole numbers for instance is discrete because there is nothing between one and two, as opposed to real numbers which allow for fractions and therefore an infinite number of values between one and two.

Applying this to human behaviour, I would suggest a discrete sexual relation would not allow for partial or incomplete sex. No foreplay without intercourse. You couldn't have half a fuck so to speak. Kind of all or nothing. So if both didn't come and weren't totally satisfied, then I would suggest it wouldn't be discrete.

I therefore believe whole heartedly in discrete relations.


Brainy42 53M

7/21/2006 1:54 pm

    Quoting Brainy42:
    Actually there is such a thing as "discrete". It's a mathematical term refering to concepts of things not requiring continuity. The set of whole numbers for instance is discrete because there is nothing between one and two, as opposed to real numbers which allow for fractions and therefore an infinite number of values between one and two.

    Applying this to human behaviour, I would suggest a discrete sexual relation would not allow for partial or incomplete sex. No foreplay without intercourse. You couldn't have half a fuck so to speak. Kind of all or nothing. So if both didn't come and weren't totally satisfied, then I would suggest it wouldn't be discrete.

    I therefore believe whole heartedly in discrete relations.
P.S.: Should it not be "teats" as opposed to "tits"?

(Just being a pain in the ass...)


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
7/21/2006 4:05 pm

LMAO I absolutely love this! I didn't realize that there was anything such as discrete, and if that's what it means, then I'm all for it too! But, the numbnuts on here wouldn't know the difference, and would think it would have to mean you wouldn't tell their wives or something...

Nah, teats on a cow, has to be 'tits' now...LOL And if that's you being a pain in the ass, geeeeezzzzzzzzzz...

So glad you're back and pervin' me again! You just don't know how much I've missed you!

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


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