Broken Dick Syndrome:  

rm_Ellenback 58F
903 posts
4/26/2006 9:19 pm

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6/11/2006 8:19 am

Broken Dick Syndrome:

What's with the limpness, guys?

Why does a guy start out hard and then go soft when he's in you, and so you work to get him hard again...and pffffft it happens again, and again...?

Is something broken? Should I stock up on Viagra for my medicine cabinet?

What does a girl have to do just to get a good hard one going and keep it that way? Ok, that sooo doesn't sound right...I DON'T HAVE ONE!

Maybe I should splint it... Ouch, not going to try that, unless I can use a vegetable...

Maybe I should go visit the doctor's office down the 'road' and ask for a prescription...but then, he'd probably want to do me too...and I'll bet he does EVERYTHING right! Hmmm anyone want to role play that with me?

/:>

(((squishy38DDboobyhugs)))

DRAGONSTATUS: trying to find a good meal, getting hungry here!!!

Elle


rm_zimzam1974 42M  
25 posts
4/26/2006 10:30 pm

I blame it on flouridation.


rm_zimzam1974 42M  
25 posts
4/26/2006 10:43 pm

That's not a spelling mistake. I truly believe erectile dysfunction is caused by excess flour.


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
4/26/2006 10:43 pm

Limp dicks caused by wheat...interesting concept!

And I thought it was too much red meat...no, that would ADD testosterone...too much chicken, maybe?

Good one Zimmy!

(((squishy38DDboobyhugs))

Elle


horny4770 60M
8158 posts
4/27/2006 6:00 am

Elle,

Big boobs and limp dicks....very interesting and very connected!

'They' say it effects every man sooner or later...I shudder to think! In reality, if men only knew that what they ate can cause symptoms of ED, they would change their diets.

FYI-Soy products are far worse than wheat!

H.


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
4/27/2006 4:20 pm

Horny, considering they are pushing soya on women as the preferred substance, can you tell me what you found out about why it's worse than wheat?

I have withdrawn from most gluten products, mainly because it all tends to move to one spot, and NOT my boobs...LOL But I'm substituting a fair amount of soya, and rye (liquid, AND solid!) and would be glad to be apprised of your information!

(((squishyBIGboobyhugs)))

Elle


ArtDent99 45M

4/28/2006 5:27 am

Sometimes limp penises can be caused by a badly timed cell phone call

Maybe guys should start drinking more cows milk... helps women develop huge ... hmmm... wrong blog.


ucome1st4me 46M
8 posts
4/29/2006 11:20 am

Ummm... I don't remember it hapening to me recently, at least not last time I tried my "equipment" out... however I'd say it's the lack of exercise and/or a bad diet. But that's just my guess.


Djeeper1987 47M

5/3/2006 5:55 pm

Not sure what to say other then I sorta agree with ucome1st4me. Perhaps bad diet or lack of exercise? Maybe lack of sleep? I was a younger lad at the time when I went limp, it was the weirdest thing consdiering how hot and horny I was for this woman. What I found out later was drinking a lot of beer/hard liquir can do damage more than good.
That was my problem that night.

Carpe Diem


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
5/3/2006 7:47 pm

And I imagine you've learned your lesson, right Djeeper? LOL No drinking until AFTER you've gotten laid...

(((squishyboobyhugs)))

Elle


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